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Song Parodies -> "Expendable Fetus"

Original Song Title:

"Personal Jesus"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:

"Expendable Fetus"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Suck out ex-babe

Your ex-pend-able fetus
Something that has no voice
Subject to choice

Your ex-pend-able fetus
Something that never came
Or had a name

Carelessly feeding your carnal needs
Making love, you forgot the glove
During the elation, achieving procreation

Down in the dumps with a baby bump
One simple fling, no diamond ring
One institution can offer a solution

Suck out ex-babe

Your ex-pend-able fetus
One little spark of life
Under the knife

Your ex-pend-able fetus
Someone you'll never know
Who'll never grow

Just saying no to that embryo
Take a knee to maternity
Just a little suction, will make a big deduction
You know that, maybe, it never was a baby

Suck out ex-babe
Your ex-pend-able fetus
Suck out ex-babe
Suck out ex-babe


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CML - May 26, 2023 - Report this comment
Well. this is new. I dont recall you ever staking out a political position in a parody before
Susanna Viljanen - May 26, 2023 - Report this comment
This should go in the "Dude, not funny!" category, but fortunately I have a sick sense of humour. Fives.
Porfle Popnecker - May 27, 2023 - Report this comment
@ I've done one or two over the years, i.e. "Baby Parts." I don't really consider this subject to be political in the regular sense.
Porfle Popnecker - May 27, 2023 - Report this comment
@ Susanna -- Thanks, so do I!
eel deal - May 29, 2023 - Report this comment
my sense of humor must be even sicker than Su's since i've been singing the chorus lately.
Porfle Popnecker - May 29, 2023 - Report this comment
@ eel -- Thanks! And just for the record, someone has been going around posting comments under my name lately. Nothing I can do about it. Hope this isn't happening to anyone else.
Phil Alexander - May 29, 2023 - Report this comment
@PP - happens to me on a fairly regular basis. The stupid troll cadre on amiright for the past few years has been a little tiresome.
Porfle Popnecker - May 30, 2023 - Report this comment
@Phil - Thanks, it's odd running across comments that I didn't make and wondering if I've been posting in my sleep!
Porfle Gayle - May 30, 2023 - Report this comment
I've been posting in MY sleep!

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