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Song Parodies -> "(Let Me Alter My) Jeans In Your Pool"
Original Song Title:
"World In My Eyes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Depeche Mode
Parody Song Title:
"(Let Me Alter My) Jeans In Your Pool"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Based on that old, familiar, everyday story where a young man in the suburbs have come to realise that he´s beeing eye-groped by the just somewhat older woman next door and heads over with some cheap excuse to hang around. (That´s why all my old Levis have shrunken to be as tight as paint to my derriere). ;-)
Let me take a little dip
Down in your garden park
And I´m gonna head home when you say so
I wanna soak in the moist - aaah
I´ll let my Y-front be hoist - aaah
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
I´m aiming for some ass-tight pleasure
Get a fit ´round my rockhard bum
Though I´m going to gasp if it goes numb
Now let my trousers be shrinking
You know that I´m sorta thinking
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
This pair, shrink fit
Hold your hand out, you can touch them
This pair, shrink fit
Let me take a little dip
In the wet, wet drip
Say, please, can I un-zip
Brought a towel if you rather
Have my privates under cover
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
This pair, shrink fit
Hold your hand out, you can touch them
This pair, shrink fit
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Down in your garden park
And I´m gonna head home when you say so
I wanna soak in the moist - aaah
I´ll let my Y-front be hoist - aaah
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
I´m aiming for some ass-tight pleasure
Get a fit ´round my rockhard bum
Though I´m going to gasp if it goes numb
Now let my trousers be shrinking
You know that I´m sorta thinking
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
This pair, shrink fit
Hold your hand out, you can touch them
This pair, shrink fit
Let me take a little dip
In the wet, wet drip
Say, please, can I un-zip
Brought a towel if you rather
Have my privates under cover
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
This pair, shrink fit
Hold your hand out, you can touch them
This pair, shrink fit
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
© Peter Andersson. (Rhymes and/or lack of rhymes follows the pattern of the original).
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SOTM - K1chyd - I'm going to need some help with this one. DKTOS and not only the song but the artist. Any midis or downloads for this one?
Seems to be pretty hard to find even though it was a rather big hit for them in my neck of the woods. The best I can do so far is the 30 sec sneak peak on the official site. The song has some variations so you can´t base following verses on it though.
http://archives.depechemode.com/depechemode/audio/releases/mp3/wime_lp.mp3
http://archives.depechemode.com/depechemode/audio/releases/mp3/wime_lp.mp3
(SOTM AUG) Clever scientific sexual innuendo.
(SOTM) Yeah right, K1chyd, 'somewhat older woman'... IIIII'm sure! Only octogenerians would fall for this ploy!
(Aug 04 SOTM) Good stuff, MAynard
SOTM--I don't know this one...hmph. I'll be back...
Is this for Mary Kay Letourno?
(SOTM) Well... DKTOS and I deeply sympathize with many of the guys who are eyed by older women... for some, that can be tough to handle
Ash: Luckily enough, you girls never have that sort of problem... ;-)
SOTM DKTOS Very good lyrics...peering leerily :D
(SOTM) DKTOS, but interesting........
Wow, I'm one of the few who *do* KTOS. If that makes me even more of a geek, please don't tell me. Nice wordplay, Peter khyd. It reminds me of all the time I spent hanging out in the therapy pool at the nursing home. And Ash's comment made me laugh too - I hope it was meant to be funny.
Is this coming from the shallow end of the jean pool? ;-)
very clever wordplay ... so that's what goes on in the suburbs .....
Well, I found TOS, it was worthwhile
Depeche Mode have made some worthwhile stuff and in my neck of the woods they are bigger than, lets say U2 to give you an idea and an example in the same genre (or close enough). Not until I became an AmIwriter did I realise that their fame wasn't global. If I had to pick a favorite song I'd say "Policy of truth" or maybe "Walking in my shoes". Thanx all for taking the time to check this parody out.
(SOTM) Is it hot in here, or is it just me...? ;-)
(Aug SOTM) - DKTOS - not familiar at all with Depeche Mode, except that I've seen their name around a lot. clever job, good read.
Well done
DKTOS, but good lyrically. From a straight-up text stand-point, I enjoyed the beginning more than the ending.
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