(Spoken) Folks, I'd like to sing a song about what it's like to be me
A song all about me and how I treat you
About how much I love the country that I run and how I help the citizens
About how great they have it and how I spend their taxpayer money
On things they use
And how I charge them for taxes
Maybe they like it, maybe they don't
Maybe they're indifferent, I don't know.

I'm just a big spoiled child doing a really bad job
My taxes are high and my citizens are robbed
I spend so much money while inflation soars
I jet around the world while the people are poor
I have a lifestyle of a big star
And I charge carbon tax to put gas in their car

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a guy like me satisfied
(Oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta buy useless things at the taxpayers expense
(Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I use that money for expensive hotel stays
While Canadian citizens are suffering in pain

I am Trudeau (He is Trudeau, Justin Trudeau)
I am Trudeau (He is Trudeau, he's so awful)

My people use food banks so they can eat
Then go home in the wintertime and can't afford heat

I am Trudeau (He is Trudeau, Justin Trudeau)
I am Trudeau (He is Trudeau, he's so awful)

I bring people in when there are no more spaces
and when criticized by citizens I just call them racist

I am Trudeau (He is Trudeau, Justin Trudeau)
I am Trudeau (He is Trudeau, he's so awful)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Bragging and boasting and carrying on
Maybe my leadership isn't so strong
Nah

I am Trudeau (He is Trudeau, Justin Trudeau)
I am Trudeau (He is Trudeau, he's so awful)

(spoken) You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna fly in my private jet
Paying no carbon tax on taxpayer money
And book a hotel room with butler service
And has 3 beds
For $6000/night
Then continue my trip around the world
Taking selfies with dictators
Then when I get back I'm going to move Paul Bernardo to a medium-security prison
And keep on letting dangerous criminals off the hook
Because they would be better off on house arrest
And as for drugs
These safe-consumption sites are working fine
Did I mention I will also allow a war criminal into the house of commons
With Volodymyr Zelenskyy present
Then spend more taxpayer money to cover it up
And there's nothing anybody can do about it
Because if they try to protest
I will freeze all their bank accounts
And call in the military to handle them
And if the opposition tries to do anything to stop me
I'll just make a deal with the NDP
because Jagmeet Singh is my best buddy
And he will go along with anything I say
And if Canadians don't like it
I say too bad
Because I am in power until 2025
And I don't plan on giving it up
Or the lavish lifestyle that comes with it
Because that's all that matters and

(Hey! You know, you really are so awful)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal?
I am Trudeau (He is Trudeau, Justin Trudeau)
I am Trudeau (He is Trudeau, he's so awful)

T-R-U-D-E-A-U
Everybody
T-R-U-D-E-A-U
UGH-UGH-UGH-UGH-UGH-UGH-UGH
PFFT-PFFT-PFFT-PFFT-PFFT-PFFT-PFFT

I am Trudeau, and I am so awful