[Instrumental intro]

Pig snout, pig hearts, yak meat, bull parts
Trout throats, boned goats, rank pone, groats and oats
Too much lunch. (Ooh) It's just chew, munch, crunch
Vittle-mangled trunk, feeding on too much lunch

Tangy kraut, vomit bout, cookies on the ground
Peppered ox tongue, rump, limbs, try the golden cow
Eat from noon to dusk, chew, munch, crunch
Griddle fare spooned out, varying amounts, too much lunch

(The) hunger hollers, crab tried, frog skinned, ants fried
Steak browned, lamb racked, coughin' brought a Mac attack
Too much lunch, (Ooh) chew, munch, crunch
Middle's crowing sounds, stewing from too much lunch

Well, it's cake you clutch
You treasure lotsa fresh sweet stuff
You can try the pie
Just to pleasure the appetite

Lentil hulls, tiny shoots, black sage, fig roots
Local fruit, blanched wings, gonna gorge on what they bring
Too much lunch, (Ooh) chew, munch, crunch
Tray just heaped and growing, loaded with all that lunch

Bratwurst, Spam, herbs, rotten pot o' swill
Gutted wallaby won't play 'less it's been chilled
Too much lunch, chew, munch, crunch
Must try duck, counted as food, thus lunch

Well, it's steak and such
You treasure lotsa red meat stuff
You just smile and bite
Just to pleasure the appetite

[Instrumental break]

Up and back, grab more, spill enough to feed the poor
Order bass, pass gas, odor causes funny gasps
No free lunch, (Ooh) huge cash crunch
Too low, you can't give a tip when you're spending it all on lunch

Lipid tally, tick(-er) rate, getting much too high
But lo, you salt the grub anyway, eat a pork rind
Too much lunch, (Whoa) chew, munch, crunch
Vittles stress your gut, spooning in too much lunch

Yeah, too much lunch, chew, munch, crunch (Ooh)
Too much lunch, chew, munch, crunch
Your nether set gets scrunched, 'cause there's just too much lunch
You know you might burp and belch, scooping in too much lunch
Yeah, spittle sliding down, drooling from all that lunch

[Verbal exchange at the end]

(That's a lot to munch)
(That's a, that's a whole lot of lunch)
There's just too much of it, man
(Yeah, I know, there's more crunch...)
Packs a punch
(...than you know what to do with)
That's a lot of lunch
(I have burst my belt)
Might need a truss
(Seriously, burst my belt)