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Song Parodies -> "Fat On The Plane"

Original Song Title:

"Roll To Me"

Original Performer:

Del Amitri

Parody Song Title:

"Fat On The Plane"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

I'm not overweight, but funny idea
Look at all this food, sausage pizza
Oh, it' s everything I thought it'd be
Too much cheese, too much weight I'm gainin'
I'll go back, cause an earthquake
On the plane

They'll check my bags then they'll check me
They'll mistake me for some cargo yeah
So I'll complain then
And I'll squish everyone around then
I might hurt the plane

And I don't think
I have ever seen a donut I don't like
But I think that I have to lose weight
Can't fit on a bike

I won't try to deny it, eggplant biscuits
They will soon be part of diets for me
When the airplane's stalled, and it's had enough
I know it's just because of me
Because of me
All 'cause of me

No I don't think
I have ever seen a huge cake I don't want
I have eaten them entire nights
Think I'm gonna walk

But in the meantime now, onion tasting
Yeah I got bad breath, but i feel real good
The wrong plane, if you're sittin' near me
'Cause I crashed through the plane
i can't fit on the plane
Oh yikes, earthquake on plane

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Don Kie - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Enormously wide laughing song, Phil. 555
Phil Nelson - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Don.
Christie Marie M - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment
What an enormously hilarious parody, Phil! What got me laughing is the "mistaking me for cargo" part! I bet that's what's going to happen to Kirstie Alley if she doesn't lose weight soon! And I was about to go on a diet, too! I've gained 20 pounds just reading/singing this parody! Oh, and I hear in some airports, they charge people for their extra weight on the plane! But this parody weighs 555 tons of humor! Keep it up!
Phil Nelson - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Christie.

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