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Song Parodies -> "Puke in the Toilet"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke on the Water"

Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Puke in the Toilet"

Parody Written by:

Josh 2

The Lyrics

ah. first i wrote about sleep, then farts, now puke
I ate too much chicken soup
And overdosed on the turkey
The vegetables they were just vile
The tater's reeked of grime
Poisoned by my own mother
And then I fell to the ground
I managed to get to the loo
Let it out from inside
Puke in the toilet, I just wanna die

Everyone started to moan
They said I made too much noise
Christmas Dins coming out of my mouth
Heres the skittles I found
The toilet overflowed
I had to puke onto a plate
My gravy was running out
People said I was a disgrace
Puke in the toilet, I just wanna die

It came to an end after four hours
It was a green slimy mush
But pretty soon I had to run back inside
Into my sick fac'try
With a few gasps here and a few gasps there
I started off again
My buccal cavity then expands
Threw up, so much, that I'll never forget
Puke in the toilet, I just wanna die
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 21

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   9
 5   12

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KmartFreak - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
YES! Yes! 555!
Silver Power - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was funny, all 5s.
Adagio - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM06) Gross... : / 5's
Phil Alexander - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I bet this one just came up in a rush... very, er, colourful ;-)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I once submitted a parody called "Snot" for a SOTM round so who am I to say that this was TMI for my taste, Know1. The pacing was a little bit of in some of the lines so I tried to imagine it sung with my mouth full of... well, let's say I gave that idea up very fast. :-)
Silver Power - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] 555, this was PERFECT!
bobpiecheese - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] A couple of pacing problems, but you made up for it by making it absolutely hilarious!!!
Matthias - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Excellent OS and not a particularly easy one to pace IMO. Good job with that. Puke parodies have a special place in my heart(burn) and this one reminded me of a trip to Montreal with a friend of mine who got drunk for the first time. I've never seen so much puke in my life.
Agrimorfee - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Josh, you actually made me nauseous, you bastard. I am not sure if this makes you the winner or not, yet. :P
wannabemustangjockey - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) *Harfffff! splat splat splat* There, that's better. DKTOS but nicely worded - if throwing up can be be described as "nice". Good job.
Rick C - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I gave you a 444, Josh2. Pacing is off but, it is sort of funny.
Josh 2 - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone, ages since I wrote it, so I'm not sure what I did when I wrote it
Claude Prez - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Not great but not awful. Like my wife's cooking. Ha, ha! That's funny 'cause I do all the cooking. Anyway nice job.
Jeff Reuben - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM: Not bad, pacing off a bit, but a decent parody to a good OS. - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll bet that Deep Purple were/are more familiar with puke in the toilet than smoke on the water. Fave line: "Poisoned by my own mother."
Kristof Robertson - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Pacing's off a bit, Josh...and the humour's a wee bit too graphic for me...but hey, not bad. 444
Josh 555 - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! This is so funny! I bet the decade police will be pulling out their hair if they see this one! However, like Kristof said above, the pacing is a wee bit off, so I'll have to go with 4,5,5 as my vote.
Stuart McArthur - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - I don't mind the odd puke parody myself, Josh, and a great OS to ride on - "sick fact'ry" is good enough to be a title itself
Jack Wilson - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM} Love it! 555!
Johnny D - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What KR said.
Larry Hensley - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Not bad, funny.
Chris Frederick - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You're sick... but funny! 5s
Anonymous Bob - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
This was sick/funny/stupid. Coming from me, those are all compliments. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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