You say that we've got nothing in common
There's nothing here to start from
We're not a perfect fit
You say the world has come between us
And I've got a small penis
But I don't know why you would care

So I said what about size doesn't matter
She said I think that that isn't true
And as I recall, I think it's really important
And I said, well I just don't give a hoot

You tell me my dick is microscopic
Wish I could change the topic
And talk about your boobs
So what you, don't want sex life vanilla?
I'm hung like a gorilla*
Oh what's a small guy to do

So I said what about size doesn't matter
She said I think that it really does
And as I recall, I think it's really important
And I said, does that mean no more us?

You say my thingie size is not right
And that I need some Enzyte
We're not a perfect fit
You say the world has come between us
And I've got a small penis
Still I don't know why you would care

So I said what about size doesn't matter
She said I think that that isn't true
And as I recall, I think it's really important
And I said, well I just don't give a hoot