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Song Parodies -> "Lust was in Her Heart"

Original Song Title:

"Groove is in the Heart"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Lust was in Her Heart"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Welcome to Cougar town buddy!!!
The sweater cows that form her rack
Give me chills, nips pointing out, as she checks me out
And then bends over, shows her bum

I couldn't sleep with dude's mother!
No, I couldn't sleep with dude's mother!

Not sprung, doesn't do a thing
Close call, with this Miss, older fish
Not a MILF wish (sick!!!)


Lust was in her heart, lust was in her heart
Lust was in her heart, lust was in her heart

Gotta get out!

How her birthing hips did move
And her drooping boobs too
Thought I'd approve, thought she was so smooth



Got me drunk and all alone
Said she was horny, wanted to bone
She was wicked and vicious
Naughty and sex addicted


I couldn't sleep with dude's mother!

Licking up and down my torso (was bad)
Trying to finger my B-hole (Oh no!)
Despicable, truly despicable (unbelievable)
Not makin' it, just fakin' it, puttin' on a show (gross)
Feeling nauseated in the extreme (gonna heave)
What gave her the notion, that I won't just scream? (yeah, scream)
She's all over me (in heat)
Female Cougaring (sad)
Trapped in her bedroom, what the *BEEP*?
Lookin' undressin' me with lustful eyes
Why in the world doesn't she realize (so bad)
Woman, you're not the girl for me
Woman, you're too old at 43!!!
Get, get off of me!
And just quit it!
Outta these sheets and ran into the street
Into my Viper
That much is true
I'm rich and young, but not into you!!!

Lust was in her heart
She's not really that smart
Lust was in her heart
She's not hot, just a tart
A Rubenesque old tart

No thanks "Mrs. Robinson!!!"


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Callmelennie - May 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Ya know Rob, whenever 43 year old women accost me in bars, I always tell them, "Look, you're sort of hot, but I'm not really into women your age. You have any aunts that look like you; you know, like your Mom or Dad's kid sister." ............ Why are you looking at me like that? I'm old.
Rob Arndt - May 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Although defined as a woman over 40 seeking a younger man in the 20-30s range, a Cougar can in fact just be any older woman seeking sex with a young guy. My sexual meter like most guys sticks to young girls forever at age 24-36. The energy and thrills of the former and the experience of the latter with a career and developed tastes. I have met some women in their 40s which are still younger than me, but most seem to have a lot of baggage and although sexually adventurous, I am also more realistic about relationships and expectations...
AFW - May 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Good subject and well done....such a situation is no problem at my age...

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