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Song Parodies -> "Blame it on Cheney's Heart"
Original Song Title:
"Blame It on Your Heart"
Original Performer:
Deborah Allen (& Patty Loveless)
Parody Song Title:
"Blame it on Cheney's Heart"
Parody Written by:
Vincent Miskell
The Lyrics
A Bush to Cheney song. Deborah Allen's slightly more rock version (from the Soundtrack of THE THING CALLED LOVE) still has the Patty Loveless killer lines: Blame it on your lyin' cheatin' cold dead beatin'Two-timin' double-dealin' mean mistreatin' lovin' heart.An mp3 search can get you a download of both versions.
Blame It on Cheney's Heart
You gotta do a thing or two to boost me, Cheney
I'd love to dump you soon but I just ain't too brainy
You don't know right from wrong
And the polls on you ain't strong,
So blame it on your lyin' cheatin' barely beatin'
Five-time deferment seekin' mean mistreatin' frozen heart
Your no-bid sweetheart contracts now are really hurtin'
And all I ever hear about is Halliburton
Now Ken Lay's laid to rest
But you still fail the test
So blame it on your lyin' cheatin' barely beatin'
Five-time deferment seekin' mean mistreatin' frozen heart
You're headin' for a heart attack, oh yeah
When everything goes black, oh yeah
You're gonna go cardiac, oh yeah
Well then I gotta find a guy with charm like mine
Woodward's gonna trace you to more Halliburton money
And when he does you like he'll do you, it ain't funny
There may be a grand jury, but don't be calling me
Hey blame it on your lyin' cheatin' barely beatin'
Five-time deferment seekin' mean mistreatin' frozen heart
You're headin' for a heart attack, oh yeah
When everything goes black, oh yeah
You're gonna go cardiac, oh yeah
Well then I gotta find a guy with charm like mine
Woodward's gonna trace you to more Halliburton money
And when he does you like he'll do you, it ain't funny
There may be a grand jury, but don't be calling me
Hey blame it on your lyin' cheatin' barely beatin'
Five-time deferment seekin' mean mistreatin' frozen heart
Hey blame it on your lyin' cheatin' barely beatin'
Five-time deferment seekin' mean mistreatin' frozen heart
You gotta do a thing or two to boost me, Cheney
I'd love to dump you soon but I just ain't too brainy
You don't know right from wrong
And the polls on you ain't strong,
So blame it on your lyin' cheatin' barely beatin'
Five-time deferment seekin' mean mistreatin' frozen heart
Your no-bid sweetheart contracts now are really hurtin'
And all I ever hear about is Halliburton
Now Ken Lay's laid to rest
But you still fail the test
So blame it on your lyin' cheatin' barely beatin'
Five-time deferment seekin' mean mistreatin' frozen heart
You're headin' for a heart attack, oh yeah
When everything goes black, oh yeah
You're gonna go cardiac, oh yeah
Well then I gotta find a guy with charm like mine
Woodward's gonna trace you to more Halliburton money
And when he does you like he'll do you, it ain't funny
There may be a grand jury, but don't be calling me
Hey blame it on your lyin' cheatin' barely beatin'
Five-time deferment seekin' mean mistreatin' frozen heart
You're headin' for a heart attack, oh yeah
When everything goes black, oh yeah
You're gonna go cardiac, oh yeah
Well then I gotta find a guy with charm like mine
Woodward's gonna trace you to more Halliburton money
And when he does you like he'll do you, it ain't funny
There may be a grand jury, but don't be calling me
Hey blame it on your lyin' cheatin' barely beatin'
Five-time deferment seekin' mean mistreatin' frozen heart
Hey blame it on your lyin' cheatin' barely beatin'
Five-time deferment seekin' mean mistreatin' frozen heart
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