When I read parodies,
I wet my pants,
They is so funny,
So i piss and laugh

Went ta am i right site,
couldn't belive my eyes
I looked at the parodies,
and started to laugh
I told myself,
this is so funny
then i looked down,
and saw that i had peed,

When I read parodies,
I wet my pants,
They is so funny,
So i piss and laugh

I want to go to the rest room
But end up pissing there instead
Mom said it worse on that carpet
than it was on my bed
I need a doctor
need one now
cuz i can't stop laughing
and pissing, ow!
It hurts, I'm gonna run this time
I feel the drop, let's run!
shiet, peed on my hands
again i mist my chance,

When I read parodies,
I wet my pants,
They is so funny,
So i piss and laugh

I go to read parodies
on every chance
it's really fun
til' I get in that trance,
its all I want to do, besides get new pants
Cuz I wet my pants...
Everybody's now staring,
and looking at me
I guess they can smell
the pee, cuz see:

When I read parodies,
I wet my pants,
They is so funny,
So i piss and laugh

i wanted to explain
about the problem i have,
my bladders so weak
'specially when I laugh

When I read parodies,
I wet my pants,
They is so funny,
So i piss and laugh