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Song Parodies -> "Oh My Head, the Kegs, a Kiss?"

Original Song Title:

"Did I Shave My Legs For This?"

Original Performer:

Deana Carter

Parody Song Title:

"Oh My Head, the Kegs, a Kiss?"

Parody Written by:

Linda Terhune

The Lyrics

If it were no so, I would tell you... it's not so.
A long shower 'bout nine and coffee combined
With my Sunday paper and football
I expected for me when I woke from sleep
But there's a dude in bed by me

I remember, the toilet
And the heaving so much
And the fading that I was feelin
The spinnin and such
Though it's perfectly clear, I drank way too much beer
And passed out last night for a while
But now it seems to appear, I'm lying next to a queer
Oh my head, the kegs, a kiss?

God I'll never "gain drink, please just let me blink
And start over again today
If you'd just do that "poof" and erase any proof
I swear I'll do what's right and won't stray

His position, while sleepin
And the fact I'm half dressed
Gives me the sneakin suspicion
He's here for more than a rest
But what's foggy to me, is why there's porn on TV
The kind that I surly would diss
Now this guy starts to snore, this is way too hardcore
Oh my head, the kegs, a kiss?

Oh lord, my head, the kegs. a kiss?
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Pacing: 4.1
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 30

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carol - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
not too sure about the pacing since I DKTOS, but the content is good.
Royce Miller - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Linda, I've heard this original song, had a hard time remembering the tune, but your parody is a charming little piece.
Michael Pacholek - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
It's an improvement. It's funny, at least.
Paul Robinson - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Linda, but it reads both cute and funny ~ ~ ~
Linda - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
The real song is very very funny and the video of the song funnier still. Here is a url for the wav; -
Linda - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - you know I really do not appreciate your backhanded compliment type comments… First you may throw out something nice but then poof!!! I suppose you just gotta be you, huh? There is just no one as good as you, never will be -- so who is even trying, who would have the guts to take on such a endeavor? Anyway, we can say that we have established a few things with this comment from you… that is a good thing, huh? ---- Fact: I can be and have been nice in various comment sections for some of your parody songs AND have comparatively speaking, incredibly honest overall, critiques of those parody pieces in which I personally found to be offensive. --- FACT: At the very least, we can conclude that --- you are "the king of the kings pro parody writer man w/ little perspective and big big pride issues FACT: I am then the “bigger, much more honest, nice & fair ~ better person - person! Please note that I had you pegged perfectly from the start! Now that I have humbly named you “the king of the kings pro parody writer man w/out perspective and with big big pride issues” you might say that “you won”. And you know what Michael, you won! So thanks for the backhanded compliment, (again) ~ I suppose it’s the best anyone from the “right” will get from you, so I should be elated that you “gave” this much…. but for some reason, I am not

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