-> "(Pageant) Mothers"
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Put your children up there on display
Dress your children up all creepy mature
Are your brains
Can’t you let your kids just live their lives?
They don’t care if their hair’s straight or curled
Gonna make your daughter a pedo’s delight
For your own damn self-worth
You’re vicarious defined
But if you wanna find self-esteem
Maybe try a hunger strike
PLEASE STOP BREEDING!
Can’t you see this isn’t right?
This is not very good parenting
Oh come on, you know it!
These competitions really should be banned
Toddler children shouldn’t be spray tanned
Put more in their heads than being queen
Why not try out for the spelling bee?
Your kid doesn’t have stage fright
She wants to run like hell and flee
Hopefully she’ll cry and bite—
Till you’re bleeding
I don’t think you’ll see the light
Your kid just wants you to let her be
And that’s why she throws fits
I’m done tryin’ to be polite
This crap doesn’t sit well with me
Just stop whoring out your tyke
This I’m pleading
Now I know you’re not that bright
So you should probably lose custody
And then get your tubes tied tight
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