(Hank) I have sold propane at Strickland Propane for twenty years!

(On and off gas valve sound starts)
I'm a man named Hank Hill
The Dallas Cowboys give me a thrill
Married to Peggy the shill
Feel bad when my dad comes by
Why Willie Nelson makes me sigh
Can't express my emotions
Alamo beer gets me goin' like the oceans
Whoosh!
The lights look blobby
I'm knobby
It's all over if I hug Bobby
Oh, makin' my food roll
I never cook with nasty old charcoal
Sir, I got to maintain
'Cause I love to sell clean burning propane
Propane in the membrane (Bill)
Propane in the brain! (Dale)
Propane in the membrane (Bill)
Propane in the brain! (Dale)

Propane in the membrane (Bill)
Plenty of pain
Got propane!
Propane in the membrane (Bill)
Propane in the brain! (Dale)
(Peggy)I'm not very leggy
Now it's time for Spapeggy
Let's hear
I'm the sub teacher of the year
I taught as a nun
It was fun
I'll teach you Spanish like no one can
Sounds too much like a drunken Cowboys fan
Throwin' your books in the garbage can
You know
I don't take a lesson
Lightly
Women just jealous 'cause they can't outbite me
Rival Texas housewife never seen me cook
Pitch that charcoal I'll explain
A Texan like me just loves propane

Propane in the membrane (Bill)
Propane in the brain! (Dale)
Propane in the membrane (Bill)
Propane in the brain! (Dale)

Propane in the membrane (Bill)
There's no pain
Got propane!

Propane in the membrane (Bill)
Propane in the brain! (Dale)

Propane in the membrane (Bill)
There's no pain
Because its clean burning

Propane in the membrane (Bill)
There's no pain
Because its clean burning

Propane in the membrane (Bill)
There's no pain
Propane
Because its clean burning
Propane in the brain! (Dale)

(Bobby)
I taught Ladybird the dog to dance
Patsy Cline's song put her in a trance
I got to go to class
Sex
Classes try to make me a slut
Kahn our neighbor thinks I am a nut
Landry Middle School is not so cool
Dad gets mad
When I do aerobics in our pad
And I think women's clothes are rad
Yes I'm sensitive
With emotions to give
My dad talks about me every night
He says that boy ain't right
Do you taste the meat and not the heat
The smoke will make your eyes strain
I like charcoal instead of propane

Propane in the membrane (Bill)
Propane in the brain! (Dale)
Propane in the membrane (Bill)
Propane in the brain! (Dale)

Propane in the membrane (Bill)
There's no pain
Got propane!
Propane in the membrane (Bill)
Propane in the brain! (Dale)

Propane in the membrane (Bill)
Because its clean burning
Propane in the membrane (Bill)
Because its clean burning

Propane in the membrane (Bill)
Because its clean burning
Propane in the membrane (Bill)
Because its clean burning

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'...Propane is my lady' (Hank)