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Song Parodies -> "John McCain"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Vain"

Original Performer:

Culture Beat

Parody Song Title:

"John McCain"

Parody Written by:

Amanda

The Lyrics

This song is about John McCain. I personally am a Democrat living in a blue state, so this song is basically anti-McCain. If you are a Republican, watch what you comment! Note: This is a lot about McCain's opinions on the economy, because I'm worried that Great Depression II is coming.
Chorus:
Call him John McWinner, call him John McLoser
Call him John McCain
Call him John McWinner, call him John McLoser
Call him insane
He'd say: I know what I want, and I want it now
I wanna be like Bush, 'cause I'm John McCain
I know what I want and I want it now
I wanna be like Bush, 'cause I'm John McCain

Call me John McWinner, call me John McLoser
Call me insane, call me John McCain
Call me what you like
As long as you call me at 3 a.m.
I wanna spend billions of dollars
In the war that's in Iraq
Soldiers dying
For a chance to go back home
Or a way to win the war
Can't deny the urge that makes me
Want to get in the Russian-Georgian conflict
Vote for me the simple fact is
That I don't care about the Dow Jones
High gas prices can't perplex me now
Five dollars a gallon
Should be the new minimum
I know what I want and I want it now
I wanna be like Bush and then some

(Chorus)

Poor people all over the world
Saying they want tax cuts but I don't care
Like me 'cause I'm the one
Who only likes the rich and major corporations
Don't care about the economy
America has never seen
That makes you wanna pack right up
And move to France
Who's gonna be the one to stop
You from living well
When the stock market goes down
Please America please
You beg you want lower taxes
Foreclosure's the new black
And Sarah Palin ain't got experience
And now there's nowhere to run
Just another president to show you
1987 all over again
Yeah I keep many people
Longing for a chance to lose their jobs
With a repeat of Dubya

(Chorus)

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Christie Marie M - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Hilarious!!

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