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Song Parodies -> "His Mouth's Wide Open"

Original Song Title:

"With Arms Wide Open"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"His Mouth's Wide Open"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Food for fodder... This just in... "Biden has a well-deserved reputation of being verbose and gaffe-prone," said Larry Sabato, a political science professor at the University of Virginia. "His nickname is 'The mouth.' " "The reporters are going to be on gaffe patrol," he added. "He doesn't even need a beer." This just in... Last year Biden had said Obama was 'not yet ready for the presidency' This just in... More recently, Biden was quoted by New York Observer as describing Obama as "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy." This just in.... WASHINGTON (AFP) – Vice President Joe Biden courted controversy Thursday by appearing to recommend the US public avoid travel on planes and subways to prevent swine flu from spreading. This just in.... A Fox News report said Biden revealed the location of the bunker at a Gridiron Club dinner. Biden told his dinner mates that the bunker was under the old US Naval Observatory.

Joe Biden met the press today
He said our lives are going to change
Don't fly the skies, travel delay
But that view is just what I embrace
Joe's mouth's wide open
Words like fright night
Repair every phrase
He's such a dingaling
His mouth's wide open
And the press is always ready
To pick up his vocal debris

Joe takes a breath, gave his bunker site
Like a mccaw, his babbles blight
Joe's mouth's wide open
Please aim a stun gun
Speech is so displaced
He'll reveal everything
His mouth's wide open
Please waterboard arrange
Smarts to speak of
Left him like a fast train

His mouth's wide open
He should just go fish
Keep from repremands
Like a missile I see
Shot off and unplanned
Scranton's Barney Fife
His voice gets out of hand
His mouth could end the world

Joe's mouth's wide open...
Copyright 2009

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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alvin - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
open up for 5s
Mark Scotti - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks and location of bunker to you, Alvin!
McKludge - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
So he revealed the secret location where Cheney USED to be, but isn't anymore? So what? Call me crazy, but I like the fact that Biden speaks his mind. He a goofy, entertaining old coot.
Leo Keough - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I was bidin' my time, but then a little birdie said I should fly the 555's your way!!! (Just wondering, is a mccaw a 'Scottish' species of macaw?)
Mark Scotti - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks McKludge. Yes, he does make for good parody. Thanks Leo(for the fives AND spotting the typo..)!
AFW - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
He's easy prey for jokes, but I agree with McKludge...good work on the parody, though
Mark Scotti - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW. I don't take stands, just write parodies and this seemed to be a perfect fit for Joe...
UnKnownVotrix - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . emptiness is just a thing called Joe . . .
Mark Scotti - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, UnKnown!!
Tommy Turtle - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
What a title switch! ... and the intro had me ROFLMAO so much, ya didn't even need the parody! (which is a good thing, since TT DKTOS -- but it captured well the goofball portrayed by his own words in the intro).

Can you imagine if some right-winger -- Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh -- 'described Obama as "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy."? We'd still be hearing about it. From anyone else, it's despicable racism. From Joe Bigmouth, it's another laughable eccentricity. The only thing that's not funny: that he's a heartbeat from the Presidency. Top Fives, and great medley of quotes. Reality makes for the best comedy :-)
Mark Scotti - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
You said it, Tom!! They sure give us a LOT of material for parodies!!!
Andria - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Tommy Turtle and AFW said it! I liked this parody a lot, and Joe Biden will probably be the fodder of jokes for Obama much like Cheney was for W. and Dan Quayle was for Bush Senior, for a long time to come. Obama seems like a good president, but I'll have to wait until the next State of the Union speech to make sure. (That gives enough time to judge him, plus hearing what he has to say.) But I don't really like Joe Biden, and I would have rather seen Hillary Clinton, John Kerry or Dennis Kucinich as VP. 5s.
Mark Scotti - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria. Yes, Joe is MUCH food for fodder...

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