Song Parodies -> "With Jaws Wide Open"

Original Song Title:

"With Arms Wide Open"

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Original Performer:

"With Jaws Wide Open"

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The Lyrics

This song actually has a heart beat pumping in the back ground music! Cool...

With Jaws wide Open

Well I just heard a noise tonight
It seems a vampire's looming my way
I close my eyes, begin to pray
Then drops of blood stream down my neck
With jaws wide open
Under the moonlight
You behold his face
He'll show you every fang
With jaws wide open
With jaws wide open

Well I can't say if I'm ready
To be the vamp I now must be
He sucks their necks, he takes their blood inside
He stands in awe, he's defeated life
With jaws wide open
Under the moonlight
You'll behold his face
He'll show you every fang
With jaws wide open
He's tuxed and smartly caped
He'll suck your blood
He'll show you every fang
With jaws wide open
with jaws wide open
He'll show you every fang
ah yeeah!
With jaws wide open
Wide open

I know with just one squish
Silver stake in hand
I hope to now spike him
I hope he understands
That I can end his life
Within his coffin grand
Stake out his evil heart
With jaws wide open yeah
with jaws wide open
Under the moon light
You will behold his face
He'll show you every fang
With jaws wide open
He's tuxed and smartly caped
He'll suck your blood
He'll show you every fang
With jaws wide open
with jaws wide open
He'll show you every fang
oh yeeah-hah!
with jaws wide open
wide open

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Barry - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Cool song!

Moose - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Im surprised that this song hasnt created any more debate..... great fun horror story....

shall remain unamed - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment

I respect you as a parody authors, and you have had many great songs...but Im sorry, but I cannot call this one good. To me, pacing is the essence of the song, and your pacing is horrible in this one, and this one didn't make me laugh either. Why do I say that pacing is bad? Well last time I checked, night, way, and neck don't rhyme, you can't even pass those off as rhymes. And even so, there are points where you attempt to rush the line, taking off more points for pacing. I could only bring myself to give you 2-2-2 on this one, sorry.

Smurf - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks for your vote man!

Moose - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment

This is a great Parody on a tough song, must have missed this one guys. To "Shall remain unamed" I dont think you bothered to check the original lyrics because those don't rhyme either...

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