Once there was this pig who's
Spider friend prevented him from being turned to bacon
And when she'd finally saved him
She said that pretty soon she'd be dying
The poor swine couldn't stand it
'Cause she'd always just been there

Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink
Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink

Once there were these cows who
Every night some kid would come and always tip them over
So then one day the cows went
To his house where they tipped him from his bed
And no one would believe him
When the boy said what those cows did

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo

You should look down at your plate
It could be one of them you just ate

And then there were these hens who
Learned that soon the farmer's wife would bake them all in pot pies
So then they all decided
To build a giant airplane from spare parts
They had to fly the coop
Cause they really couldn't stay there

Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck
Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Mooooooooooooooooo (cluck cluck) (oink oink)
Mooooooooooooooooo (cluck cluck) (oink oink)