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Song Parodies -> "Eww Eww Eww Eww"
Original Song Title:
"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Crash Test Dummies
Parody Song Title:
"Eww Eww Eww Eww"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan S.
The Lyrics
I want to make two things clear right now: I am NOT into bathroom "humour", nor am I a parent. (I'm not even married.) I just thought I'd take the OS's "stories of three unfortunate people" thing (as I call it) and give it a parental twist based on the ickier parts of parenthood. This and a few (as of yet unfinished) parenthood-parody ideas were inspired by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott's "Baby Blues" comic strips (babyblues.com), which I found HILARIOUS. And, YES, I'm aware the title is spelt different from the lyrics; I just thought "Eww Eww Eww Eww" would be easier to pronunce than "Eww-ooh-ooh-ooh" when you're not singing.
Once, there was this Mom whose
Daughter had an accident
When she was on her Mom's lap
And when--to work, she came back,
Her shirt--had turned from white to a dark brown
She said that it was from when
Her daughter had "went" sooo hard...
Eww-ooh-ooh-ooh
Eww-ooh-ooh-ooh
Once, there was this girl who
Thought she'd go and change her little boy
In the restroom
And when--she finally changed him
That kid--just went all over his Mommy
She swore that was the last time
She'd give him that much orange juice
Eww-ooh-ooh-ooh
Eww-ooh-ooh-ooh
Stuff like that, makes me SO glad
That I ne-ver became a Dad
'Cause then, there was this guy who
Loved his daughter so much, he came
Home right after work
But when--he finally held her,
She puked--and Dad felt faint and hit the floor
Mom couldn't understand it
It was only some spit up
Eww-ooh-ooh-ooh
Eww-ooh-ooh-ooh...
Daughter had an accident
When she was on her Mom's lap
And when--to work, she came back,
Her shirt--had turned from white to a dark brown
She said that it was from when
Her daughter had "went" sooo hard...
Eww-ooh-ooh-ooh
Eww-ooh-ooh-ooh
Once, there was this girl who
Thought she'd go and change her little boy
In the restroom
And when--she finally changed him
That kid--just went all over his Mommy
She swore that was the last time
She'd give him that much orange juice
Eww-ooh-ooh-ooh
Eww-ooh-ooh-ooh
Stuff like that, makes me SO glad
That I ne-ver became a Dad
'Cause then, there was this guy who
Loved his daughter so much, he came
Home right after work
But when--he finally held her,
She puked--and Dad felt faint and hit the floor
Mom couldn't understand it
It was only some spit up
Eww-ooh-ooh-ooh
Eww-ooh-ooh-ooh...
Copyright, Jonathan S. / Jonny Spazzbourne, 2007 ...And on an unrelated matter, I would like to give my first ever Amiright artist-to-artist plug: Why don't you go check out that "Let's get the TARDIS" parody? It's not half bad.
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Isn't this pot calling the kettle black? This author mentions on a poomaster parody that he doesn't like poo, yet writes a poo parody himself. (QUOTE: When she was on her Mom's lap And when--to work, she came back, Her shirt--had turned from white to a dark brown)
While I do agree with the above statement, I find it very redeeming and cool that you are growing open minded to the fact that all comedy is different, for that reason--I 5'd you.
Thanks, Dave. Nice to know SOMEONE didn't give me 1's.
Awwww its so nice to see BA Dave and Jonathan S. getting on in perfect harmony after Jonathan's nasty slur towards Dave over a poomaster parody!
To "Someone" you have it wrong in YOUR nasty comment to Jon S.-it was that "poomaster" 's song was totally/all about "human waste"--not just one line in his song! AND as to your "Someone who is not a hypocrite" comment--Jon S.'s comment to Dave was NOT a nasty slur---you are soooo off the mark !!!!!!!!! Incidentally, you don't even have the "mustard seeds" to put your name to YOUR comments ! IF....Chucky G. had the proper gumption, he would remove all of your comment from this page!
Well you obviously didn't see Poomaster's comment 'Colon Had Opened' where Jonathan S. called Below Average Dave 'Bowell Beverage Dave' then. So get your facts right next time.
I have seen nasty attacks on Jonathan S.'s submissions-yours on this page had nothing to do with the song-just you attacking/slurring Jonathan S.! AND Chucky G. keeps allowing these attacks....Maybe the FCC should be contacted to speak with both YOU and Chucky!
Hey, Somebody, noticed your "comment" accused Jonathan S. of writing a whole song about poo. Dude, it was just one line. Not a whole song beginning to end. Like you told Mom Police-"get your facts right next time."
Jonathan, I'm glad to see you opening a bit in your song topic choice and your thoughts. Gross humor CAN be funny, and your parody here is proof of that. As a father of a 9 month old, I can attest to much of this parody's relevance to real life. Good job! 555
Nice to see a song that is not excessively gross-keeping tojust one line, about a baby's diaper.(As a parent who does have a sense of humor, just not a raunchy one--Good Job!)
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