Once there was a girl who
tripped on a bannana while she was walking down the street.
and when her feet went into the air,
people saw that she was really a dude.
She couldn't quite explain it, it always just hung there.

MMM,MMM,MMM,MMM
MMM,MMM,MMM,MMM

Once there was this guy who
was serving time in the pen for holding up a store.
But when he bent over for the soap, someone gave him
a very meaty suprise.
He couldn't quite explain it, but somehow he enjoyed it.

MMM,MMM,MMM,MMM
MMM,MMM,MMM,MMM

But both girl and boy were glad,
'cause one chick had it worse than that.

Then there was this girl who
was speeding down the highway in her Z28
when she crashed into a church.
The the priest came out and groped on her body.
He couldnt quite explain it,
he said I'm a catholic priest and I thought you were a boy.

MMM,MMM,MMM,MMM
MMM,MMM,MMM,MMM