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Song Parodies -> "Stop Eating Animals"

Original Song Title:

"Animal Instinct"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cranberries

Parody Song Title:

"Stop Eating Animals"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

While you're sitting there joyfully
having your morning cup of tea
Many animals are so depressed
Many animals are totally stressed
It should make you cry
the way those creatures die

And the thing that's gets to me
is so many never even see
but one day they just might freak out
when karma has completed its route

It's only justice for the calf
that ended up as your meal
that you would come back as an animal
and become somebody's meal

So take my hands and come with me
We can change reality
So take my hands and we will pray
They won't take more animals away
to slaughter and make them cry
and needlessly die

And the thing that's gets to me
is so many never even see
but one day they just might freak out
when karma has completed its route

Stop eating animals, stop eating animals
or you might reincarnate
as a cow that gets slaughtered
and get your throat cut while you're alive
Stop eating animals, stop eating animals
or you might reincarnate
as a chicken that gets slaughtered
and get your throat cut while you're alive

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vegan minstrel - December 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Recording of this with slightly modified lyrics is at tiny.cc/stop-killing-animals

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