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Song Parodies -> "Derpy Hooves"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Jones"

Original Performer:

Counting Crows

Parody Song Title:

"Derpy Hooves"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

For all the "bronies" who go on to AmIRight - this one's for you guys and gals!! :D

Sha la la la la la, yeah
I was down at Sugarcube Corner
Starin' at this yellow maned mare
Derpy Hooves strikes up a conversation
With a rainbow-haired pegasus pony
She flies around while Vinyl blasts her bass
I notice her eyes are crossed
And it looks like she is getting lost
Man, I wish her eyes weren't so crossed
So she crashes into places all through the morning
Sha la la la la la la la, yeah
Uh-huh, yeah-eah
Come here, Rarity
Show me some of your fancy dresses, and
Pass me some cider, Applejack
Be friends with me
I wanna be friends with anypony
And I need somepony to be my friend,


Derpy Hooves and me, she lives in a fairytale
As I stare at the beautiful fillies
She's lookin' up there, oh no no, she's lookin' down here
Smilin' with her derp eyes, flyin' over Cloudsdale
If everypony loves you,
Why are you so derpy?


Well I'm gonna paint her picture
Paint Derpy Hooves in yellow, blue, and brown, and gray
And all of those beautiful bubbles on her cutie mark
Well, you know, Derpy's my favorite pony,
I-I-I told everypony yesterday
If I knew Lauren Faust,
I would tell her Derpy Hooves is here to stay


Derpy Hooves and me, she's got such odd features
As I stare at the beautiful fillies,
She's lookin' up here, I don't think so, she's lookin' down there
Smilin' with her derp eyes
She's got such bright yellow hair
If everypony loves you,
Why are you so der-er-erpyy...?


Why are you so derpy?
That's what she's always gonna be
I wanna be Celestia,
And...everypony wants to be Rainbow Dash,
We all wanna be good, good friends, yeah, but
We've got different reasons for that
Be friends with me
You know I'll be friends with anypony
And I...wanna be friends with everypo..., everypo..., everpo...nyyy...


Derpy Hooves and me, stumbling from place to place
As I stare at the beautiful fillies
She's derpin' for me, man I've got to have somepony to love
I wanna be Big Macintosh,
Derpy Hooves wishes she was somepony just a little more ditzy
When everypony loves you, ah well, you can be just about ditzy as you can be
Derpy Hooves and me, starin' at this muffin plate
When I look at the animation of her wall eyes,
They're starin' right back at me
We all wanna be good friends, but we don't know why, and we don't know how
When everypony loves me, I wanna be just about as derpy as I can be
Derpy Hooves and me,
We're gonna be great friends!

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The Brad Hatter - August 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I wonder if MLPFIM's Princess Celestia would approve :-)
Stephen Harrington - August 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Stumbled upon this, a pleasant surprise.

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