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Song Parodies -> "President"

Original Song Title:

"Eskimo"

Original Performer:

Corky and the Juice Pigs

Parody Song Title:

"President"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Jonathon Sharkey, the self-proclaimed "sanguinary vampyre" who hopes to become the next US president.
Sharkey's running for President
Wonder where the blood bank went?
Sharkey's running for President
He has fangs

His wives are kind of hot (if you're attracted to witches)
But it's only the sixteen-year-olds with whom he hitches
Sharkey's running for president
He has fangs

Well, he and Edward Cullen, they both like plasma
But Sharkey think's the government's a big miasma
Sharkey's running for president
He has fangs

He made a wish on a zombie's braaaaaaaains
That he could find a good set of spikes and chains
Sharkey's running for president
He has fangs

And the bats they shriek now

These hot sunny days are taking their toll
So he gets into his coffin after reading the polls
Reading those polls

Sharkey's running for President
Wonder where the blood bank went?
Sharkey's running for President
He has fangs

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Ausfahrt - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
rather humorous
Old Man Ribber - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Hu - Good parody. As for Sharkey, we've already had a string of presidents who "suck"! ;D

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