-> "(Neo-)Nazi Paradise"
Original Song Title:
"Gangsta's Paradise"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"(Neo-)Nazi Paradise"
The Lyrics
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of hate
I take a look at my house and realize I've gotta skate
I can't stick around if those Nazis move here
I don't want the Horst Wessel song blasting in my ear
At 4:30 in the morning they're steppin' goose
Listen, I don't wanna learn how to tie a noose, fool
And they've been marchin' and heilin' so long that
I'm getting sick of hearing all those Nazi songs
'Cause I'm not like them, I've got an open mind
If my neighbors all were Jewish, well, I wouldn't mind
But you know I just can't tolerate all these fascist pigs
Hearing them say that they wanna cap a bunch of n-gs
I don't wanna spend my life in a neo-Nazi paradise
No fan of all these skinhead guys in a neo-Nazi paradise
They're really mean, they sure ain't nice, in a neo-Nazi paradise
You know I think it really bites in this neo-Nazi paradise
An African moved into this town last week
And his name was Pim Vlandermoeweerensteek
He always is talking about the good ol' day
Back when they had apartheid in his country, S.A.
Oh they're always ranting on how they hate miscegenation
And they blame it all on the Hebrew Nation
They don't like Hispanics and they hate all the blacks
They're no fans of the Cree, yeah they always talk smack
If you come to visit you'll be scared to tears
They got swastika tattoos on their foreheads and rears
And they say if you're gay, you won't be allowed
Poor Ernst Rohm wouldn't have been proud
(Cobb sings): "There's no Jews, no Kurds, no Papuans
And no Aborigines
Our land's as white as Kleenex"
Such a snotty bunch are these
I don't wanna spend my life in a neo-Nazi paradise
No fan of all these skinhead guys in a neo-Nazi paradise
They're really mean, they sure ain't nice, in a neo-Nazi paradise
You know I think it really bites in this neo-Nazi paradise
Heilin' and a-marchin', Marchin' and a-heilin'
If I have to stay here, I sure won't be smilin
Think you're pretty brainy? Think you're pretty smart?
Than you probably should SCRAM 'cause this town's falling apart
I'm a guy who's not a fan of hateful racists fantasizing 'bout how they want to get rid of all brown faces
So watch me go, and watch me leaving
'Cause Craig Cobb's lies are one thing you'll NEVER see me believing!
I don't wanna spend my life in a neo-Nazi paradise
Won't listen to the racist lies in a neo-Nazi paradise
They're really mean, they sure ain't nice, in a neo-Nazi paradise
You know I think it really bites in this neo-Nazi paradise
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