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Song Parodies -> "Go! Animater's Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Gangsta's Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coolio

Parody Song Title:

"Go! Animater's Paradise"

Parody Written by:

Queen Amidala

The Lyrics

As I walk through the valley where Diesel Hopkins was born
I take a look at my underwear and realize i peed in it
But that's just perfect for an GoAnimate character like me
You know I shun all stupid things like grounding videos!
At 4:30 in the morning I'm tellin' Diesel
They fish out a old WWII fighter jet and Ako grounds Anthone (NUTCAKE!)
And I've been tellin' and groundin' so long that
Even Diesel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a cool guy all the time and, I'm into discipline
Got a Broccoli Popper in my hand and two guns on my back
But if I do the rumba and you do it too
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1974!

Been spending most their lives, living in the GoAnimater's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the GoAnimater's paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in the GoAnimater's paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in the GoAnimater's paradise

The teacher told the class to get out paper and a pickle
I just smiled at her and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I (don't) wish her well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when she's falling into Spaghetti Hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he/she deserved it
An coolie with guns?
You know that's heard of!
I always wear a a army suit and I got cool sunglasses
And my friends and family agree I really look good in a army suit (YEAH!)
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
The landlord hasn't even paid the phone bill since the 1920's!
But i ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
I'm just technologically impaired
It's so crazy like heck for a man and my wife Ako
Like Okpo Land and DadiPark
It's as crazy as can be

Been spending most their lives, living in the GoAnimater's paradise
We're just awesome and cool guys, living in a GoAnimater's Paradise!
Keep spending most our lives, living in the GoAnimater's paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in the GoAnimater's paradise

Pizza and the money, money and the Pizza
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them are stupid
What's going on in the kitchen, but I do know what's cookin'
Think you're really righteous?
I am so crazy!
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they front, that's why I know my life is out of luck, NUTCAKE!

Been spending most their lives, living in the GoAnimater's paradise
I'm a crazy Mennonite, living in a GoAnimater's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in the GoAnimater's paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in the GoAnimater's paradise

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch!
© 1998 Am I Right Records

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