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Song Parodies -> "Nazi Paradise"
Original Song Title:
"Gangsta's Paradise"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Coolio
Parody Song Title:
"Nazi Paradise"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Inspired by Wendy's parody last week!
As he walks through the rubble of Berlin or what’s left
He takes a look at the strikes and the city’s shattered mess
One thousand bomber raids coming on strong,
Comes as no surprise most of the city is gone
High above the Zoo Bunker he gazes at flak units
With Panzers in the streets covered in useless Zimmerit
In the crowd the Volk are talking while SS stalking
Those that won’t fight can expect a hanging
But Hitler Youth with Panzerfausts are no joke
Armor croaks, he can tell by their thick black smoke, they brew
PAK, King Tiger, and rocket fire light up the night
Hitler can’t help but wonder- is this the end of MY Reich???
Been spending most his life, living in a Nazi paradise
Been spending most his life, living in a Nazi paradise
So many lost their lives, living in this Nazi paradise
So many lost their lives, living in this Nazi paradise
Looking at the situation- two fronts facin'
He can't live a normal life, bunker under the street
Plotting endless military schemes
Trying to maintain hold of his “1000 year Reich” dream
But in 1945 he’s run out of time
The Reich is overrun with Red Army slime
He pounds fists in anger- WHERE are his Tigers?!?
Berlin is now crumbling over deluge of armor, a zoo
Reds are just couple hundred yards away,
Must end his life, stay and die, no other way
Takes a wedding vow, his mistress Eva Braun he marries
Then cyanide and Walther head blow!
Adolf Hitler lives in infamy
Fuhrer of Nazi Germany
Been spending most his life, living in a Nazi paradise
Been spending most his life, living in a Nazi paradise
So many lost their lives, living in this Nazi paradise
So many lost their lives, living in this Nazi paradise
Rise in ‘33, with a lust for power
In the war to win it, by ‘42 went sour
Yet there was no stopping, no, Hitler was unyielding
He was a man with a mission, driven by fascist feelings
So Jewish bodies burned, Holocaust atrocities
World couldn’t understand it, use of Zyklon B
Was defiant, had evil goals
In the end folds, guess he finally ran out of luck, was cruel
Been spending most his life, living in a Nazi paradise
Been spending most his life, living in a Nazi paradise
So many lost their lives, living in this Nazi paradise
So many lost their lives, living in this Nazi paradise
Adolf Hitler lives in infamy
Fuhrer of Nazi Germany
Adolf Hitler lives in infamy
Fuhrer of Nazi Germany
[Fade out]
He takes a look at the strikes and the city’s shattered mess
One thousand bomber raids coming on strong,
Comes as no surprise most of the city is gone
High above the Zoo Bunker he gazes at flak units
With Panzers in the streets covered in useless Zimmerit
In the crowd the Volk are talking while SS stalking
Those that won’t fight can expect a hanging
But Hitler Youth with Panzerfausts are no joke
Armor croaks, he can tell by their thick black smoke, they brew
PAK, King Tiger, and rocket fire light up the night
Hitler can’t help but wonder- is this the end of MY Reich???
Been spending most his life, living in a Nazi paradise
Been spending most his life, living in a Nazi paradise
So many lost their lives, living in this Nazi paradise
So many lost their lives, living in this Nazi paradise
Looking at the situation- two fronts facin'
He can't live a normal life, bunker under the street
Plotting endless military schemes
Trying to maintain hold of his “1000 year Reich” dream
But in 1945 he’s run out of time
The Reich is overrun with Red Army slime
He pounds fists in anger- WHERE are his Tigers?!?
Berlin is now crumbling over deluge of armor, a zoo
Reds are just couple hundred yards away,
Must end his life, stay and die, no other way
Takes a wedding vow, his mistress Eva Braun he marries
Then cyanide and Walther head blow!
Adolf Hitler lives in infamy
Fuhrer of Nazi Germany
Been spending most his life, living in a Nazi paradise
Been spending most his life, living in a Nazi paradise
So many lost their lives, living in this Nazi paradise
So many lost their lives, living in this Nazi paradise
Rise in ‘33, with a lust for power
In the war to win it, by ‘42 went sour
Yet there was no stopping, no, Hitler was unyielding
He was a man with a mission, driven by fascist feelings
So Jewish bodies burned, Holocaust atrocities
World couldn’t understand it, use of Zyklon B
Was defiant, had evil goals
In the end folds, guess he finally ran out of luck, was cruel
Been spending most his life, living in a Nazi paradise
Been spending most his life, living in a Nazi paradise
So many lost their lives, living in this Nazi paradise
So many lost their lives, living in this Nazi paradise
Adolf Hitler lives in infamy
Fuhrer of Nazi Germany
Adolf Hitler lives in infamy
Fuhrer of Nazi Germany
[Fade out]
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From Nursery to Nazi in a matter of days... Coolio will be proud :^) A big 555 for you, Rob - but none for Hitler, I think...
Even Coolio would eventually approve!
I only know this song from the Weird Al Yankovic parody "Amish Paradise". Still, a good retelling of the final days of the Reich, when thousands died fighting for a hopelessly lost cause.
Thanks everyone but all credit belongs to Wendy for her parody which started me thinking..hmm? Porfle, I think you should do "Pranksta's Parodist" :)~
More accurate to say hundreds of thousands, Patrick. Perhaps as many as half of a million. Americans were smart to steer clear of it.
Russians lied about the losses from the Batlle of Berlin. From the outskirts all the way to the Reichstag they lost 660,000 troops out of 2.2 million! Most history books claim around 300,000 but might just count the final push not the start.
Rob ist immer drei Fünfer , für seine Parodie "Nazi Paradise" (Rob is getting three fives, for his parody "Nazi Paradise") :-) 555! Great Job! I once had the same idea quite awhile ago for this OS, but just never put it to use, b/c rap is one genre of music that is difficult for me to parody. Nicely Done!!! ;-)
Robert, I've heard it said that one reason the Russians lost so many is that the armies of Ivan Konev and Georgi Zhukov also battled against each other in order to gain the glory of getting to the Fueherbunker first, and that tens of thousands died in this mini-civil war
Thanks WCJ and also CML! For the German side they faced 240 full divisions and intitial bombardment by 20,000 artillery pieces and a deluge of armor. The German Army and fragments of SS had 50 understrength divisions plus the Volkssturm and HJ volunteers. Still it wasn't a cake walk by any means. The Zoo Bunker took direct hits of 230mm and it barely scratched it. Russians were pissed at having to fight for every inch of ground near the heart of regime. Two King Tigers expended all 144 rds of ammo in one night of fighting near the Chancellory!!! They had to be abandoned. PAK, FLAK, Panzerfaust, and Panzerschreck fire took out many tanks and SPGs but the Reds rolled on. Nazis had tabun artillery shells stockpiled on a barge on one of the rivers but never used them. And of course, Hitler could have escaped with Hanna Reitsch or Baur, or Kreisling in a number of aircraft up until May 1st. Since there is no posititve verification of Hitler's death (Soviets lied about skull cap, dentist records, etc...) and only 4 eyewitness accounts by diehard Nazis of the shot and bodies taken out to be burned... one can only wonder WHY Hitler would call his Doppelganger to the bunker and have him shot in the head? All the dogs from the bunker are accounted for too. But Hitler and Eva remain a mystery as Stalin confided postwar that he didn't know where they were. I'm sure they died in Berlin but how or where remains specualtion. There simply is no real proof as the blood on the sofa and weapon could have belonged to the Doppelganger with Hitler's PPK. And lastly, one would wonder WHY Stalin would remain silent IF the bodies had been discovered... why they were not on display in a permanent museum dedicated to the defeat of Nazi Germany???
Would the Germans have fought as fiercely for Berlin had it been the Americans poised to take the city? I never heard that the Russian armies fought each other for the glory of being first. One of the last units defending Berlin was made up of Frenchmen.
That would be the 33rd Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS Charlemagne (1st French):
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/33rdwaffendiv.html
I am a little confused too, I have a movie called "Inglourious Basterds" Starring Brad Pritt. and it takes place in 1941-1944, during the fight between the Nazi's in WW2, According to the film 3 people had to be killed besides just Hitler in order to end the war, so maybe there might have been a cover up with that? if the movie is anything true-to-life as to the way it actually went. Maybe you should either rent/buy it sometime and watch it yourself, and see what you think? But if Hitler was known to be dead by the people who were fighting him, which he obviously had to be, b/c the war stopped, then some proof, must be written somewhere on something. But, however I am not very good at history at all, and definitely not as great as you are Rob, but I really can't make sense out of it either, of course, Hitler, killed or not, would surely be dead by now due to age alone, but if someone knows that he died some other way, then they obviously know something we all don't. ;-)
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