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Song Parodies -> "Wanksta's Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Gangsta's Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coolio

Parody Song Title:

"Wanksta's Paradise"

Parody Written by:

MiguelG

The Lyrics

The title's pretty much self-explanatory.
[Verse One]
As I'm turning the knob to the radio of death
I take a look at hip-hop and realize there's nothing left
Too much noise and trash that it comes along, and
Even I think that my sister's mind is numb
But I ain't never heard a good song that people heard of
A lot of snap and crunk that DJ's assured of
You better be careful what you're listening to, folk
So you and your friends better walk the talk
You hear these rappers saying anything dope?
You look at me and you better say "nope" fool
So continue hearing this song and soon you'll be like
"Damn, I love this guy! He really spits on the mic!"

[Chorus- 2x]
Been spending most our lives livin' in a wanksta's paradise
Been wasting too much time livin' in a wanksta's paradise

[Verse Two]
Their words turned our nation to a dumbed-down wasteland
I can't live my normal life, I was raised being smart
So I have to be down with the GT
Too much gangsta rap listenin' got them wasting dreams
I'm an educated fool with my brain in my mind
Got my pen in my hand and I'm gonna right down
My really tight rhymes that puts you all in danger
So don't make me call Nas, The Hip-Hop Ranger, fool
Snap music will never stand in my way
I'm walking all over you 'cause I don't wanna play
I'm 18, will this be worse when I'm 24
The way hip-hop is sounding, I already know

[Bridge]
Tell me why do they, say the things they say
That make our kids' minds, start blowing away

[Chorus]

[Verse Three]
Bottles and the money, money and the bottles
Rainin' and pourin', on models after models
They're bein' mistreated, being called hos and b****es
What's going on at the club? Nobody seems to listen
I'm gonna make ya'll learn, and you'll say "Teach me!"
And every hour you're out, you're gonna reach me
I say you will, won't say you won't
So if you're runnin' you better be prepared to duck, fool

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

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