As I drown in the oil where I harvest my money
I go to the white house to cheat on my honey
But that's just perfect for a president like me,
I make like Clinton and bomb a country.

At 4:30 in the morning I denounce gays
Then I go out with Cheney to hunt wild game.
Last time we shot somebody in the foot.
Even Osama thinks something's a foot. FOOL

I been playing checkers with my cat so frickin' long
That it beat three times in a row, now I know something's wrong.
But I'm not stupid and I'm not dumb
I'm just mentally impaired

We've been spending' most our lives living' in a president's paradise.
Michael Moore been sacrificed, but its all for my presidents paradise.
You get Marijuana at half price, living in a president's paradise.
I don't have to pay taxes more then twice, living in a president's paradise.

John Kerry Tried to kill me last week
Thanks to my fighting skills, his ambush was really quite weak.
But trust me you should wish him well. He'll been going to Iraq AND THAT'S HELL!
I've never punched a democratic, (though he deserves it)
I just fire off a nuke, and I know that's unheard of.

The weapons of mass destruction were no where to be found.
Oh wait they're they are.
Beneath the white house underground
CRAP!!

If you come to the white house I won't be there
I'll be in Texas, in my secret lair
There I'll make my next plan to rule the world.
Hey Dick Cheney! Shoot that squirrel

No peace, no love, no democrats
No democracy to be found
Like Joseph Stalin, I'll be a dictator before to long.
We've been spending' most our lives living' in a president's paradise.
Shot a terrorist once or twice, Living In a presidents paradise.
Oh crap it's a tourist; it's alright just a necessary part of my paradise
No enemy will suffice, Al Gores about to meet my paradise

Killing all the terrorist
I just killed another
I'm a killing machine
Oh shoot that was my brother
Think you're really righteous
Think you're good and plain
Well ive told you a million times I'm going to be the pope someday
All the little children will want to be like me
Then Ill pass a tax for watching TV.
But don't be vain and don't be whiney
Because Ill fire a nuke on your hinny

I forget the lyrics to this song
My minds been gone for way to long
Dicks after Tom cruise and it won't be long
Before his his time gone
And everything is wrong
I think my term is gone

There'll be love and peace and democrats
In the next Presidents paradise
Iraq won't be destroyed like I advised in the next president's paradise
Marijuana will be raised to full price in the next presidents paradise
Oh well I guess it bites living in my presidents paradise

Ahhh ahh ahh ahhh ahh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhhh ahh….Dick who'd you just shoot