As I walk through McDonald's where I order my fries.
Fried chicken, mashed taters, that's really nice.
Cuz' I've been eating, and lvin' in this state.,
Even the weight scale says that I should lose weight.
But I never chowed on food that had some mold.
It'd be thrown in the garbage, but that is uncommon,
You better watch how you're chowing,
And how you're walking,
Or you and your french fries will be outlined in chalk.
I really love road trips, I hope I don't swell.
As I grow I can't see me in the water puddle, ooh.
I'm the kind of junkie the other fat kids wanna be like,
On my butt day and night, eating Burger King all the time.

I've been eating most my life,
Eating in this fast food paradise.
I'll have a Big Mac, Coke, and fries,
Eating in this fast food paradise.
Skyline Chili with extra spice,
Is a dish in fast food paradise.
Gettin' in jeans is exercise,
When you're in a fast food paradise.

Here is my situation, Simmons got me facin',
I don't live a skinny life, I don't eat nothin' lite.
So I gotta eat slow with with my fingers,
Like those slobs on television who are called singers.
I'm an Weight Watchers member with Whoppers on my mind,
Got a $10 in my hand, and hunger by my spine,
I'm a boched out punk, er, start eatin' better.
And my junkies are by so don't arouse my hunger, fool
High cholesterol is something but a heartbeat away.
I'm living life, do or die, what can I say?
I'm 16 now, but will I live to see 17,
The way my weight's going,
I don't know.

McDonald's, can I please,
Have Extra Value Meal 3,
With no ketchup on,
And thank you, please.

We've been eating most our lives,
Eating in my fast food paradise.
I eat stuff that Jews sacrifice,
Eating in this fast food paradise.
I'll take my Coke without the ice,
Living in this fast food paradise.
The pizza at Marco's needs some spice,
Eating in this fast food paradise.

Muscles in the blubber,
Blubber with some power.
Exercise daily,
A second every hour.
Weight Watchers running,
But none of them are looking.
I head on down to the kitchen,
To see what Martha's cooking.
They say I need to lose it,
But there's no one to teach me.
They load me on a diet,
With water and celery.
I guess I can't,
I hope I don't.
I'm out of luck,
And that is why I'm overweight, too.

I've been eating most my life,
Eating in this fast food paradise.
I'll have a Big Mac, Coke, and fries,
Eating in this fast food paradise.
Skyline Chili with extra spice,
Is a dish in fast food paradise.
Gettin' in jeans is exercise,
When you're in a fast food paradise.

McDonald's, can I please,
Have Extra Value Meal 3,
With no ketchup on,
And thank you, please.