She can to town,she's not a mean girl
He jumps back to some crazy world
Hates riding on tilt-a-twirls
Just a disco lovin' fighter

She's not a threat to your existence
She was not maleficent
And she was totally one of the X-men
She was old school out for the count

What if Dazzler comes back like that
Fighting some mean man in a red ball cap
We may let her in,no turning back
What if Dazzler comes back like that
Hey what if Dazzler comes back like that

Born to absorbing insult hearings
I couldn't say that she doesn't stink
She never loses her bearings
She's not Diana Ross okay

Though her powers may attract
Iceman says he never saw a babe like that
Dazzler should really stand a chance
She's fighting crime anyway

What if Dazzler comes back like that
While that Omega Red attacks
Until he is really turning back
What if Dazzler comes back like that
Oh what if Dazzler comes back like that

Somebody said that's not fair
She was never making dares
When it gets a little hard to care
So think of Dazzler hanging there

She came to town on a real bad night
Sounds convert into types of light
Her powers really save the night
Her anger's getting low

What if Dazzler comes back like that
Fight Magneto two seconds flat
If she helps you out no turning back
Hey what if Dazzler comes back like that
Yeh what if Dazzler comes back like that
Will she try to fight that Juggernaut so bad
She won't try to really turn her back
Hey what if Dazzler comes back like that
Oh what if Dazzler comes back like that