Talk about sandwiches
(Yum, yum, yum)
My first food parody
(Yum, yum, yum)
Better than biting
(Yum, yum, yum)
Brought from delis
(Yum, yum, yum)

Yum, Yum, Yum
Yum, Yum, Yum
Yum Yum, Yum

Talk about clitoris
(No, no, no)
talk about bacon
(please, please, please)
When you're gonna stop
(Please, please, please)
biting your own self
(please stop)

I don't wanna learn
that something's going to shit
Something needs to stop
all this biting
I am not Lara Croft
but did she take a s++t

I need a brie

Talk about savage
(Yum, yum, yum)
Talk about sausages
(Yum, yum, yum)
Talk about Christianity
(please, please, please)
Talk about British porn
(oh yes, oh yay)

Oh yes oh yay
Oh yes oh yay
Oh yes oh yay
Oh yes oh yay

But i don't need to die
of selfish bitch
I don't need to learn
the next thing's my invitation
I don't need a piss
in my Portaloo

I need a pee
oh, I need a pee

Talk about Chrisitian
(who is he)
Talk about Lauren
(who is she)
Talk about Toadies
(possum kingdom)
Talk about Canada
(no, no, no, no)