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Song Parodies -> "Best Friends Song"
Original Song Title:
"Just Came Back"
Original Performer:
Colin James
Parody Song Title:
"Best Friends Song"
Parody Written by:
Claude Prez
The Lyrics
Try not to think about it too much
DKTOS
DKTOS
Well I got stones in my kidney
And the pain is out of sight
Well I got stones in my kidney
And the pain is out of sight
I been peeing lots of blood
Guess I ain’t been hydrating right
When it first happened I saw the stars float around
I grabbed ahold of my sack and I hit the ground
My fevered mind with an agony so intense
Caused a rather unlikely chain of events
I’m really glad we’re friends for life
I just smoked crack and spanked your wife
It’s fair to say I’m a little confused
At least I have a pretty good excuse
(I really need a good, a good excuse)
I know I should be strong, I should be brave
But I’m not at fault for how I behave
I smoked a bit more crack and then
I just came back and spanked again
I just came back to spank your wife
(I just came back) spanky spanky
I just smoked crack and spanked your wife
(I just smoked crack) wifey wifey
***ping pong paddle solo***
I felt kinda bad once that stone had passed
I got a bottle of wine that was real high class
I took it to your house but you were gone for the night
What a dilemma but I think I chose right
I hope you know it’s justified
I just got drunk and spanked your bride
I just came back to spank your wife
(What could I do?) spanky spanky
I just got drunk and spanked your wife
(It’s not my fault) wifey wifey
And the pain is out of sight
Well I got stones in my kidney
And the pain is out of sight
I been peeing lots of blood
Guess I ain’t been hydrating right
When it first happened I saw the stars float around
I grabbed ahold of my sack and I hit the ground
My fevered mind with an agony so intense
Caused a rather unlikely chain of events
I’m really glad we’re friends for life
I just smoked crack and spanked your wife
It’s fair to say I’m a little confused
At least I have a pretty good excuse
(I really need a good, a good excuse)
I know I should be strong, I should be brave
But I’m not at fault for how I behave
I smoked a bit more crack and then
I just came back and spanked again
I just came back to spank your wife
(I just came back) spanky spanky
I just smoked crack and spanked your wife
(I just smoked crack) wifey wifey
***ping pong paddle solo***
I felt kinda bad once that stone had passed
I got a bottle of wine that was real high class
I took it to your house but you were gone for the night
What a dilemma but I think I chose right
I hope you know it’s justified
I just got drunk and spanked your bride
I just came back to spank your wife
(What could I do?) spanky spanky
I just got drunk and spanked your wife
(It’s not my fault) wifey wifey
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With friends like you who needs enemies?! It's funny how both you and Agrimorfee both started your parodies with "stones in my kidney". Great minds think alike. Hope nothing is going around....
Pain seems to be a common thread for this os. . ."I just smoked crack and spanked your wife" . . .not expecting anything like that when I started reading this and pacing it, Matthis--caught my thoughts exactly with the first line (at least for the typical societal relationship, personally I'm ok sharing--first thing I learned as a kid)
Spankin' good parody! With behavior like this, you could be a politician. Or a movie executive. Or...
It seems like you started this on a medically conceptual vein, then got some sort of premonition that I was doing the same thing, then quickly changed everything moments before submission. Who knows? But great minds do think alike!
Claude - you crackpot! I've heard of patients in so much pain they hit the nurses and doctors and anyone who comes near - but this got oughta hand, or into, depending on the view.
Er, Claude is more likely to spank his monkey than someone else's wife! He's that sort of guy!
Thanks Matthias, Dave, Rex, Agri, and Peter! And "stinkbug": I keep telling you - if you'd behave, i wouldn't have to spank you. BAD MONKEY! BAD!
Claude, you're so full of sh... uh... yourself!
That’s a good monkey — now bring me the ball and I’ll throw it again
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