Well I got stones in my kidney
And my ear aches at night
All my bones are so flimsy
And my stool is dark and slight
All my veins go off chart
When I walk up one stair flight

When I first wake up, my joints begin to sing
I can’t really breathe ‘til I am done coughing
Then I turn on the bathroom light and in the mirror see
Pimples popping up and my cavities

I hope that one more day I’ll survive
Because I’m on track to lay and die

So after the 10 pills I took
I turn the burner on and look for some eggs to cook
My hands they are shakin’, shakin’, look!
I saw my best days, I’m leaving this stage
Shiny star now fading, shame

I hope that one more day I’ll survive
Because I’m on track to lay and die

My skin is cracked—I just get by
(I crack my back) Oi vey, baby
I feel so racked—I can’t say why
(I snort and hack) Oi vey, baby

I then blow out green snot in a Kleenex ball
And my feet are feeling number, and my scalp’s got more bald
You are my best friend, so you’ll treat me right
Please come round and call the men in white

Hard to believe I’m 39
Because I’m on track to lay and die

I’m on the track to say goodbye
(I’m on the track) I’m not healthy
I’m on the track to say goodbye
(I’m on the track) Not too stealthy