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Song Parodies -> "Be My Snack"

Original Song Title:

"Just Came Back"

Original Performer:

Colin James

Parody Song Title:

"Be My Snack"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

The higher her net weight, the sweeter the platelets - that's what this chubby chasing vampire thinks.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Well I'm jonesing for blood plates
As I'm coming down from high
Yes I'm flying to our date
Where I'm gonna suck you dry
I've got no beating heart
But a chubby appetite

When I first stalked you it was a fleeting tinge
It was on Halloween Eve and I had binged
Oh, I was loaded for the night and I'd staggeringly
Had O rhesus-positive, A and B

I much prefer your AB-type
I'm coming back to take a bite

Then I found your 'dress on Facebook
You know I liked all your posts to make you open up
(I fell for your unfecund, gothy look)
You'll be my next cold bae sarcophagus bride
Dive on down when you've undied

I really like you AB-chicks
Just let me in, I'll have you licked

I'm flying in to take a bite
(I'm coming back) chubby lady
I get my kicks by dead of night
(I'll raid your sack) gothy lady

I felt this urge since you had me enthralled
I'm gonna suck your blood gumbo, and its cholesterol
I'll have you first served warm when still animate
Drying you out, help you lose some weight

Alive AND dead's your AB-test
I hope you'll fit into my chest

I get my kicks from larger steaks
(You'll be my snack) chubby lady
I hope you'll count I'll praise your shape
(Not scared of plaque) gothy lady

© Peter Andersson.

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Below Average Dave - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment
So, Halloween has not ended:) If a chubby lady is his snack though. . .what's the feast for this heterosexual Jeffrey Dahmer type.
Matthias - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment
Like I said on the message boards: You Sweeds have some STRANGE holiday traditions! Celebrate Christmas in September, Celebrate Halloween in November! I'm a SUCKER for Halloween themed tunes though so I loved this!
Agrimorfee - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment
A "chubby gothy " lady, eh? To each his own (I have known one or two). weird yet funny.
Rob Arndt - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment
This parody obviously doesn't suck- 555!
Zander - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment
Peter, you're one crazy Swedish meatball!
Claude Prez - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment
Well, I enjoyed this, even though you made me look up what "unfecund" means (in case anyone else is wondering, it means "not fecund" - you're welcome). Also, "blood gumbo" sounds delicious
Rob Arndt - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Sorry I didn't notice it, but you finally hit 600 parodies with this! Congrats!

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