Song Parodies -> "Couchjumping"

Original Song Title:

"Tubthumping"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Couchjumping"

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The Lyrics

When on Oprah
I'll be dope, yeah!
When on Oprah.

I met a girl
And I jump on the couch
I ain't never getting off this couch.

I am with Katie Holmes
I am with Katie Holmes

He hates psychiatry
He hates the pharmacy
He hates Brooke Shields baby
Hates staying in his seat.
He jumps and kneels and kneels and jumps
As his fist pumps
He jumps and kneels and kneels and jumps
As his fist pumps

"Oh, I'm in love,
I'm in love,
I'm in love."

I had a date
And I kneel on the floor
I ain't never getting off this floor

I found a new girlfriend
I found a new girlfriend

He's really jittery
Like he is half-crazy
He smiles incessantly
And he is all giggly
He kneels and jumps and jumps and kneels
Just as he feels
He kneels and jumps and jumps and kneels
Just as he feels

Don't cry for me
Nicole Kidman.

I held her hand
So I jump on the couch
I ain't never getting off the couch.

When on Oprah
I'll be dope, yeah!
When on Oprah.

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