Lincoln!
Stay out of my bedroom! If I catch you in here again, I will literally turn you into a human pretzel!
I'm about to turn Lincoln into a human pretzel! LINCOLN! WHAT IS THIS?!
WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GONNA-

She'll be singing
When she's winning
She'll be singing

She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom

Pissing off the night away
Pissing off the night away

She drinks a orange drink
She drinks a chocolate drink
She drinks a lemonade drink
She drinks a cider drink
She sings the songs that remind her of the good times
She sings the songs that remind her of the better times

Oh, Bobby Santiago
Bobby Santiago
Bobby Santiago

She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom

Pissing off the night away
Pissing off the night away

She drinks a orange drink
She drinks a chocolate drink
She drinks a lemonade drink
She drinks a cider drink
She sings the songs that remind her of the good times
She sings the songs that remind her of the better times

Don't cry for her
Out of town boyfriend

She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom

She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again (She'll be singing)
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom (When she's winning)
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again (She'll be singing)
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again (She'll be singing)
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom (When she's winning)
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again (She'll be singing)
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom (Ooh-ooh-ooh)

She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again (She'll be singing) (Pissing off the night away)
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom (When she's winning)
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again (She'll be singing) (Pissing off the night away)
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again (She'll be singing) (Pissing off the night away)
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom (When she's winning)
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again (She'll be singing) (Pissing off the night away)
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom (Ooh-ooh-ooh)

She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again (She'll be singing) (Pissing off the night away)
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom (When she's winning)
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again (She'll be singing) (Pissing off the night away)
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again (She'll be singing) (Pissing off the night away)
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom (When she's winning)
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again (She'll be singing) (Pissing off the night away)
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom (Ooh-ooh-ooh)

She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again (She'll be singing) (Pissing off the night away)
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom (When she's winning)
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again (She'll be singing) (Pissing off the night away)
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
She's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
But Lori catches Lincoln in her bedroom again (She'll be singing) (Pissing off the night away)
She's literally gonna keep Lincoln from going to her bedroom