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Song Parodies -> "Chumdumping"

Original Song Title:

"Tubthumping"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chumbawamba

Parody Song Title:

"Chumdumping"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

This is what finally came to me as an entry in Chum-Palooza, 2017, the great John Barry's homage to ........ chum
We'll be slinging, while we're puking
We'll be slingin ...

We just chowed down, now we throw up again
We're never gonna keep it down
We just chowed down, and now it's up again
We're never gonna keep it down
We just chummed down, now we throw up again
We're never gonna keep it down
We just chummed down, and now it's up again
We're never gonna keep it down

(Slopping the night away, slopping the night away)

We grind the tuna heads
We grind the herring heads
We grind the flounder heads
We grind the manta heads
We mix the blood that incites them in the best way
We mix the oil that revolts us in the worst way

(Oh Johnny Boy, here's your ditty)

We toss chum round, now it's on our hands
We're never gonna get this off
We toss chum round, now it's on our pants
We're gonna have to throw them out
We slosh chum round, now there's flies again
We're gonna lose it big time now
We slosh chum round, smells like shite again
We're gonna lose it big time now

We bait the mako sharks
We bait the tiger sharks
We bait the hammer sharks
We bait the thresher sharks
We gaffe the beasts that is served up to the best kind
We gaffe the beasts that could sicken you with iodine*

(Go puke your guts, first time lubber)

We toss chum out, now we cut fish again
It's going to turn our stomach now
We toss chum out, now we mix blood again
We're gonna be retching now
We toss chum out, now we got sharks again
We're gonna have to gaffe 'em now
We toss chum out, now we got sharks again
We're gonna have a payoff now

We just chowed down (We'll be slinging)
And now it's up again
We're never gonna keep it down (While we're puking)
We just chummed down (We'll be slinging)
Now we throw up again
We're never gonna keep it down (While we're puking) .....




*If you've never eaten shark before, you should only eat a very small portion to see if you're allergic to the iodine ... because if you are and you eat a large portion, fuggetaboutit!

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Callmelennie - March 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Sorry I couldn't get it together to post a competing "Chum Chummery" on Thursday, JAB, but such are the vagaries of the Post Perfusion Muse -- whatever the 'eff that means ........... But here are a couple of subs that occurred to me -- Chum chummery, chum chummery, chum chum cheroo, Foul stench will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you ...... Though I spends time with fish paste and blood, me wife favors me as a shark-baiting stud
JAB - March 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Worth the wait. Fintastic! I smell others in the works from you, CML. One thing: in your footnote, shouldn't that be "fugudaboutit"?
CMl - March 10, 2017 - Report this comment
You may be right ... I dont encounter too many Mafia foot soldiers here in North Phoenix, so my accent may be a little off
Rob Arndt - March 10, 2017 - Report this comment
I've had shark. It's OK. Heck, you could buy it at Costco! 555!
Callmelennie - March 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Worked at a fish restaraunt for a brief spell in my twenties so I was able to try all different types of seafood, I tried shark one time for lunch and within 45 minutes I was running a fever over 100, I was sick to my stomach, and then I puked it out. But the food had barely been digested at all, so it came back up with "extreme prejudice" -- let's put it that way. Didn't link it to shark until I tried it again, and ... same bad reaction. And I'm speculating that it's the iodine in shark, because, hey, I needed something to rhyme with "the best times" in the OS
Rob Arndt - March 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Well CML, we have something in common. I worked for a steak & seafood restaurant in my twenties too for a brief summer job. No free food though. 20% off. No exotics, but the crab and lobster were good. I love lemon pepper catfish nuggets when I can get them. In a garlic butter sauce.

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