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Song Parodies -> "Eyes From a Stranger"
Original Song Title:
"Eyes of the Ranger (Intro version)"
Original Performer:
Chuck Norris
Parody Song Title:
"Eyes From a Stranger"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Eye gouging never gets old, I mean the Broncos corner back did it at the expense of his "Defensive Player of the Year" candidacy.
I stole the eyes from a stranger
Got chased by a ranger
That guy had been haughty all night,
And the eyes of the stranger who cannot fight,
For no longer the guy's gonna see,
He's gonna trip up every time,
I'll let you watch him for a fee
Just be sure to ignore his pleas...
He's in the alley and will bereave
His life is over!
Got chased by a ranger
That guy had been haughty all night,
And the eyes of the stranger who cannot fight,
For no longer the guy's gonna see,
He's gonna trip up every time,
I'll let you watch him for a fee
Just be sure to ignore his pleas...
He's in the alley and will bereave
His life is over!
Better to do this to a random stranger.
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