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Song Parodies -> "My Breath Smells like Poo"
Original Song Title:
"I Turn To You"
Original Performer:
Chritina Aguleira
Parody Song Title:
"My Breath Smells like Poo"
Parody Written by:
Sarah Ann Costello
The Lyrics
When I floss
I feel pain
My teeth are so bad
They make people turn away
When I smile
people frown
and my breath stinks like crazy
I need a tictac like now
And when I need a mint
your always by my side
giving me Altoids
gettin' me thro the night
I need a sheild
from the funk
I need a mint
Cuz my breath is really stank and warm
My breath smells like poo
I need the stregth
to be strong
Cuz with this stank breath I just can't Carry on
When my teeth are so nasty they turn blue
My breath smells like poo
Oh when I choose
not to brush
I just reach for you and you have
the Trident again
It could smell like food
or anything
but your mints are so amazing
I know you will help me out
And when I need that mint
you're always by my side
giving me Altoids
gettin me through the night
I need a sheild
from the funk
I need a mint
cuz my breath is really stank and warm
My breath smells like poo
I need the stregth
to be strong
Cuz with this stank breath I just cant Carry on
When my teeth are so nasty they turn blue
My breath smells like poo
I feel pain
My teeth are so bad
They make people turn away
When I smile
people frown
and my breath stinks like crazy
I need a tictac like now
And when I need a mint
your always by my side
giving me Altoids
gettin' me thro the night
I need a sheild
from the funk
I need a mint
Cuz my breath is really stank and warm
My breath smells like poo
I need the stregth
to be strong
Cuz with this stank breath I just can't Carry on
When my teeth are so nasty they turn blue
My breath smells like poo
Oh when I choose
not to brush
I just reach for you and you have
the Trident again
It could smell like food
or anything
but your mints are so amazing
I know you will help me out
And when I need that mint
you're always by my side
giving me Altoids
gettin me through the night
I need a sheild
from the funk
I need a mint
cuz my breath is really stank and warm
My breath smells like poo
I need the stregth
to be strong
Cuz with this stank breath I just cant Carry on
When my teeth are so nasty they turn blue
My breath smells like poo
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