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Song Parodies -> "Wavin' His Dick"

Original Song Title:

"Chasin' The Wind"

Original Performer:

Chicago

Parody Song Title:

"Wavin' His Dick"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Donald towers high above the pack
And he's got an ever-increasing lead
And poor Kasich's way in back

Hoped someone would catch up
Ted Cruz, maybe
It looks like none of 'em have a chance
Now it looks like Big "Hands" Trump will
Be the nominee

No use tryin' to understand him
Good grief, he's making me sick
That Donald, he might as well be wavin' his dick
Oh, he's just wavin' his dick

At the last debate
'Twas a surprise
When did you last hear a candidate
Talk about his penis size

Who will run four years from now
Hmm....Kanye or Kim?
And the Veep pick shouldn't surprise at all
'Cause you just know it will be Caitlyn
Or maybe Fatboy Slim

No use tryin' to understand him
Good grief, he's making me sick
That Donald, he might as well be wavin' his dick
Oh, he's just wavin' his dick

I don't like it when
We've a Prez with too much sass
I miss the times
When our statesmen had some class
How long before Don shows his ass?

No use tryin' to understand him
Good grief, he's making me sick
That Donald, he might as well be wavin' his dick

No use tryin' to understand him
Good grief, he's making me sick
That Donald, he might as well be wavin' his dick
Oh, he's just wavin' his dick
Oh, he's just wavin' his dick
Wavin' his dick

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Really Hu? - March 10, 2016 - Report this comment
Didn't expect such vulgarity from a good parodist. Talking about ass and dick size makes you no better than Trump himself. Solid 1s.
Patrick - March 10, 2016 - Report this comment
Trump is succeeding on the basis of his promise to do something about immigration. That is all he is expected to do, but if he does, it will be enough. I wish, too, that he would discuss other issues. Ignore the other candidates, stop the name calling. But, this does not seem to be the election for civility and restraint. Anger and revenge are the driving forces of this season.

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