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Song Parodies -> "What Kind Of Food Could I Eat?"
Original Song Title:
"What Kind Of Man Would I Be?"
Original Performer:
Chicago
Parody Song Title:
"What Kind Of Food Could I Eat?"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
Girl, well you are a ve-ge-ta-ri-an
And you want me to live as one too
Now and forever, if I want to be your man
Don't you understand
Oh girl, the thing is I'm quite a picky guy
Most veggies just make me spew
I can't stand fruit
Oh baby, how could I eat tofu my whole life
Tell me, what kind of food could I eat?
How could I stand to eat only veggies?
And I know you could surely survive without meat
But if I had to live without it
Tell me, what kind of food could I eat?
Quorn....well it'd be pointless for me to try
I can tell that it just ain't the same
Yeah no veggie burger tastes even remotely like food
Oh girl, I can count all the hungry nights
When I just wanted beef
Between my teeth, oh baby
I'm going crazy now so I must let you go
Tell me, what kind of food could I eat?
Can't live without that animal protein
And I know you could surely survive without meat
But if I had to live without it
Tell me, what kind of food could I eat?
And you want me to live as one too
Now and forever, if I want to be your man
Don't you understand
Oh girl, the thing is I'm quite a picky guy
Most veggies just make me spew
I can't stand fruit
Oh baby, how could I eat tofu my whole life
Tell me, what kind of food could I eat?
How could I stand to eat only veggies?
And I know you could surely survive without meat
But if I had to live without it
Tell me, what kind of food could I eat?
Quorn....well it'd be pointless for me to try
I can tell that it just ain't the same
Yeah no veggie burger tastes even remotely like food
Oh girl, I can count all the hungry nights
When I just wanted beef
Between my teeth, oh baby
I'm going crazy now so I must let you go
Tell me, what kind of food could I eat?
Can't live without that animal protein
And I know you could surely survive without meat
But if I had to live without it
Tell me, what kind of food could I eat?
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