What's that talking behind my seat
It's some guy who's trying to eat
Talking about some unknown man
He's more chatty than I am

He's in the wrong movie
He wanted one about love
It's driving me crazy
So I'll tell him to shut up

Please be quiet
Just drink your candy and beer
Please be quiet
Or I will have you thrown out of here
Please be quiet
Your talking's really severe
Please be quiet
And don't make noise from your big fat rear

Well he's just a blonde-haired blue-eyed man
His eyes will be black if he don't understand
I've been waiting to see this flick
For the whole month with my chick

I told him to zip it
But he just talked more and more
Now I'm so damn pissed off
I bashed his head in with the door

Please be quiet
And I won't set fire to your hair
Please be quiet
Or I might just kick you down the stairs

I'm telling you be quiet
I'm telling you be quiet

Oh, please don't make those noises
When you eat your patty melt
If you don't shut up
I'll kick you below the belt

Please be quiet
Just drink your candy and beer
Please be quiet
Or I will have you thrown out of here
Please be quiet
Your talking's really severe
Please be quiet
And don't make noise from your big fat rear

I'm telling you be quiet
I'm telling you be quiet
I'm telling you be quiet
I'm telling you be quiet