Whos that floating up in the sky
Its my chute and I glide right by
Gonna stop on this landing pad
And I am not here with my dad
I am such a big boy, i'm no longer a kid
But this stuff is so scary I left my pants a skid

Parachute flyin(flyin), out there in the sea
Parachute flyin(flyin), my pants are starting to get wet with pee
Parachute flyin(flyin), way up there so high
Parachute flyin(flyin), I think i'm gonna start to sob and cry

I was up and saw a plane
It was so close that I sure did faint
Out there while I was out cold
I flew to the river and hit my bold
They sent out a crew so they'd try to save my life
I came down from such an incredibly great big height

Parachute flyin(flyin), out there in the sea
Parachute flyin(flyin), my pants are starting to get wet with pee
Parachute flyin(flyin), way up there so high
Parachute flyin(flyin), I think i'm gonna start to sob and cry

I am parachute flying
I am parachute flying

They took me to the doctor and all i said was blah
I had the worst case of freezing hypothermia

Parachute flyin(flyin), out there in the sea
Parachute flyin(flyin), my pants are starting to get wet with pee
Parachute flyin(flyin), way up there so high
Parachute flyin(flyin), I think i'm gonna start to sob and cry