Liu Kang's acting like a clown
Kurtis Stryker was still around
In a local subway station
Kung Lao, spinning sensation
Then Kung proceeded to fight Sonya Blade
Just some guys interrupted the fight anyway

MK Riot (Riot!), strike back before it's too late
MK Riot (Riot!), now it's time to set things straight
MK Riot (Riot!), strike back before it's too late
MK Riot (Riot!), now it's time to set things straight, let's kombat!

Who ran up everyone's electric bills
It must be Raiden, he lives for thrills
He seeks revenge wherever he goes
And saw a Pokemon girl he doesn't know
There was a party consisted of Kung Lao, Cyrax
Sonya Blade, Kurtis Stryker, Smoke, and of course Jax

MK Riot (Riot!), strike back before it's too late
MK Riot (Riot!), now it's time to set things straight
A Mortal Kombat Riot... a Mortal Kombat Riot... a Mortal Kombat Riot

Well that Pokemon girl chased the party since Raiden got away
But Sakura Kusanago and Eggman came into play

MK Riot (Riot!), strike back before it's too late
MK Riot (Riot!), now it's time to set things straight
MK Riot (Riot!), strike back before it's too late
MK Riot (Riot!), now it's time to set things straight
A Mortal Kombat Riot... a Mortal Kombat Riot... a Mortal Kombat Riot

[Kung Lao]: "I love meatball sandwiches... Hey! Who's that?"
[Some Pokemon girl]: "I found you."
[Kung Lao and his party began running away and screaming]