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Song Parodies -> "Beauty Is A Beef"
Original Song Title:
"Beauty And The Beast"
Original Performer:
Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson
Parody Song Title:
"Beauty Is A Beef"
Parody Written by:
Blood Chocolate
The Lyrics
Well, the parody is about being overweight/fat/obese. And the girl is singing all about how big her body/legs appear, and that she is very unhappy with it.
Beef as fat as mine
Huge as you can see
Barely even dressed
Running down to press
Unexpectedly
Just a change of clothes
None to say the most
Both her legs are flared
Now he's left to stare
Beauty is a beef
Wonder what's her name?
What a big surprise
Don't look like before
Yes, i'm very sure
As her skirt will rise
Beef as fat as mine
Look! My nose goes HONK
Overweight and strange
Your fainting makes a change
Learning you were wrong
Shoot me with a gun
Pointing from the east
Beef as fat as mine
Diet is a crime
Beauty is a beef
Beef as fat as mine
Diet is a crime
Beauty is a beef
Huge as you can see
Barely even dressed
Running down to press
Unexpectedly
Just a change of clothes
None to say the most
Both her legs are flared
Now he's left to stare
Beauty is a beef
Wonder what's her name?
What a big surprise
Don't look like before
Yes, i'm very sure
As her skirt will rise
Beef as fat as mine
Look! My nose goes HONK
Overweight and strange
Your fainting makes a change
Learning you were wrong
Shoot me with a gun
Pointing from the east
Beef as fat as mine
Diet is a crime
Beauty is a beef
Beef as fat as mine
Diet is a crime
Beauty is a beef
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