Selyne: I Pray You'll give us eyes,
Since Bosheli can't see,
And help him to be wise,
And project when he sings.

Help us at the fair,
Help me not to laugh.
While Andrehah sings,
Is that a girl's name?
Anywho I hope it rings.

Esta mujer Selyne,
(I pray he'll find his eyes)
Aunque canta muy bien
(his accent is a scare)
ella es ejemplo
(His tangly hair needs gel)
de vida viejessa
(Oh yeah)

Ella y su cuerpo
(Help us at the fair)
lo tiene que guardar
(Not to break out cackling)
Porque si se caille
(Is that his real voice?)


(Sely. : Even laser eye won't help Andra: Sus huesos se chabarran)<-Unison

:: They walk on stage ( Andrehah swinging his eye seeing stick around wildly) and they position themselves in the middle, Andrehah facing away from the crowd doing great arm movements to the song. ::

We dream of a world rolling with free money
With love for all like separate packaged honey,
Where death is mangled and meat is nutritious,
From the hips of cows and legs of chickens sweet.

::At this point recognizing the plight of Andrehah facing the wrong way, a part of the stage crew gets on stage hunched over and pulls Andrehah around telling him he's facing a wall.::

Mi torso quiere die (he really needs to die)
Y decido bien que (his voice opens hell's doors)
Oniones y agua (is Spanish really hard?)
Cuentanos los pesos (my jaw needs surgery)

Now here at the fair (let people go deaf)
Just like a big cyst (Like mean syphilis)
Both: Need to find a cure,
Sely: for Andrehah's voice,
Both: Give us plugs to stuff our ears
Oh Yeah

Y las salsas bien, me hacen querrer
Medicinas westernas