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Song Parodies -> "Truss Me (All Night Long)"

Original Song Title:

"Touch Me (All Night Long)"

Original Performer:

Cathy Dennis

Parody Song Title:

"Truss Me (All Night Long)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody deals with fetish BDSM. Most of the refs here are about being tied up in submissive positions and any sex words are omitted. But they are SUGGESTED as is the case with the OS lyrics of "Touch me all night long." I don't see anything controversial about this...
While flipping me over, make sure the ropes are somewhat free
Restraints are in order, and with no access to the keys
Our sex recreation, to subdue all this energy, Mmmm
This is BDSM, I’m your servant who wants to please
Latex “second skin” hugs me so,
There's no turning back when lust takes hold
Bind me baby, drive me crazy
Truss me all night long
Make me want to, lick and ---- you
Truss me all night long

With hood I can’t see you
But you know where your “junk” belongs
When you handle my body
It feels so right and yet so… wrong(?)!!!

Love being bent over
As I twist and turn it blows my mind
Yes, I also like kneeling
While Nip-clips are unkind
Latex “second skin” hugs me so,
There's no turning back when lust takes hold
Bind me baby, drive me crazy
Truss me all night long
Make me want to, lick and ---- you
Truss me all night long

Bind me baby, drive me crazy
Truss me all night long
Make me want to, lick and ---- you
Truss me all night long

Latex “second skin” hugs me so,
There’s no turning back when lust takes hold
Bind me baby, drive me crazy
Truss me all night long
Make me want to, lick and ---- you
Truss me all night long


[Repeat to fade]

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