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Song Parodies -> "Die, Neighbor!"
Original Song Title:
"Hi, Neighbor!"
Original Performer:
Cast of Barney And Friends
Parody Song Title:
"Die, Neighbor!"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
This OS dates back to 1941, but the only version I could find was the one used on the ever-so-sweet Barney And Friends. All the better! The poor soul who sings this song calls his home Purgatory...because it's right next door to Hell. MY immediate neighbors are fine, but the people who live in the ritzy upscale "community" for which my street is the only access might recognize themselves. ;D
Die, neighbor! Die, neighbor!
I've had enough - I'm calling the cop!
Why, neighbor? Why, neighbor?
I mean it - this stuff's got to stop!
I know who slashed my tires - it was your damn teenage brats!
The hoodlums shot my dog - and then you poisoned my cats!
Cry, neighbor! Cry, neighbor!
Want it nasty? I'll play!
(Instrumental chorus)
Fry, neighbor! Fry, neighbor!
I know your kids - smoke dope in my yard.
Try, neighbor? Fie, neighbor!
You're making - my life way to hard.
You called A.C.L.U. - and made me take down my flag.
You are a piece of dung - and your damn wife is a hag!
Bye, neighbor! Bye, neighbor!
Mover's coming today!
The only difference between the Mafia and most Homeowner's Associations is that the Mafia has a code of honor. ;D
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