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Song Parodies -> "When Jesus Comes"

Original Song Title:

"After Today"

Original Performer:

Cast of A Goofy Movie

Parody Song Title:

"When Jesus Comes"

Parody Written by:

Glenn Walker

The Lyrics

[Noah:] They've been laughin' since I can remember
But they're not gonna laugh anymore
They'll be "Noah, we sinned", they'll be "Please let us in the ark's door."

[Girl:] No more tears in the kingdom of Jesus
[Girl's boyfriend:] No more
[Boy 1:] Only praise for my Lord
[Boy 2:] As the Lion has roared
[Boy 1:] No more sin!
[Boy 2:] No more sin!
[Boy 3:] No more sin!
[Boy 4:] NO MORE SIN!

[Lisa:] Because Jesus will come
[Chad:] Mount of Olives divide
[Noah:] And our bodies we'll find will be Christ-glorified

[Chorus:] 'Cause when Jesus comes we're gonna be praisin'
[Noah:] When Jesus comes, night turns day!
[Chorus:] When Jesus comes all evil is chastened
[Noah's wife] (stomps foot) Noah, NO TERMITES I say!

[Twin girls:] No more post modern Sanskrit, no trickle down-nomics
[Twin boys:] No more Thermodynamics
[Boy:] My Lord picks the topics!

[Noah:] Just think of all the time I've been losin'
Finding my way through earth's slums
[Chorus:] But things'll be going our way when Jesus comes

[Noah:] My anger shamed me
And who could blame me?
Then Jesus changed me
He redeemed me from sin, let His righteousness in

[Cheerleaders:] And when Jesus comes I'm gonna go swimmin'
[Grunge girls:] Jesus, the River of Life
[Chorus:] When Jesus comes our King'll be reignin'
[Noah:] See! Lookie there, God is right.

[Noah:] I remember the hour
When Jesus' life ended
Praise God He is risen
[Principal:] The curse e'er suspended!

[Chorus:] Just think of all the pain I've been bearin'
Waiting until I could say
I am casting my crowns
At the feet of my Lord
Gonna shout Hallelujah and never get bored

Things'll be going my way
When Jesus comes.
[Noah:] I wish that this was the day
When Jesus comes

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