Well he sneaks around the girls
Dreaming of a vagina
He’s the sticky-fingered Filner
Who’s a pervert and a sleaze
This guys nearly as bad
As a pol from Carolina
Tell ya, wary be girls, it’s mayor of San Diego

Feel a hole down south, a squeezer
He’s a mayoral carbuncle
What a pest he is, speaking
In lingo pretty blue
After this barking he’d paw
But he finally got in trouble
For his chasing of girls, the mayor of San Diego

So he says he will change his ways
He wants the town to pay
For treatment to help him
Stop making these attacks

He reminds us of the man
Who too has got a thing for labia
But Bob don’t expose his knob fer
The twitter universe
You know, I mean Anthony Weiner
With the same haughty demeanor
One meat tweet sent, wanna be mayor
One seeks treatment, the squirr’ly mayor of San Diego
Bad fella, wary be girls…………….
This fella’s pretty creepy

A twats wanna, head-vice man
His hands were on the lam
Dollies he’d jolly
They said “no”, they pled “no”!

Well this guy’s a dirty old man
It’s a sad situation
He’s a flirty scheming douchebag
His municipality
Shouldn’t have to foot the fill
For his unwanted ministrations
Fella’s shameless churl, the mayor of San Diego