you stood there in the carton
like you were rachel rays favorite crop
you egotistically stood in a big pot
as dull as a apricot
even if i have to die from hunger ill
never eat you from that pot
and all the toppings wont be your partner wont be your partner and

your so plain
you probably think this salt will come top you
your so plain (so plain)
i bet you think think consumers will buy you
dont you dont you

you expired several years ago
you know you were quite nieve
well they said you and salt made such a pretty pair
Wed suck you down like a leech
but you gave away the things that spice
up this royal feast
like berries and cream and the beans with the coffee
beans with the coffee and

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well i heard you went down in price to yogurt
you just artificially dull
than you took a big trip to T.G.I fridays
you were totally clipped from the meal
well i could never eat you at any time
and you know who i am always with
some emirel dish or the syrup and waffles
syrup and waffles and

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